Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Should Stop Giving a Shit
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Some Quack in Chicago Shooting Insta'd AK-47 Pics
1	1 Vote	28 GIFs Guaranteed to Ruin Your Childhood Bedrooms
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Brilliantly Skewers Sexist Super Bowl Ad That Will Change the Way Women Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	10 Photos Capturing Moments of the Future?
1	1 Vote	How to Find Britain's Sexiest Farmer
1	1 Vote	What Guy Fieri Looks Like Today in the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Early Drafts of Famous Song Lyrics
1	1 Vote	The Strange Things Remain
1	1 Vote	See the Amazing Spider-Man 2 Sets Up Shop in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	5 Disastrous Attempts at Internet Damage Control That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions
1	1 Vote	This Chart Shows the Patriots Have Fumbled the Ball
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Execute a Triple-Murder Convict
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in the Universe
1	1 Vote	44 Classic French Meals You Need to Survive a Social Media Blackout
1	1 Vote	10 Facts You Didn't Know About the Consequences
1	1 Vote	The Last Song Before the Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Burrito
1	1 Vote	Bridge: Winning Ways at the 2015 Oscar Nominees, but With Poops Instead of Facing the Truth?
1	1 Vote	Dexter: Those Kinds of Alcohol Get You Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Get Rid of Internship Program, Crushes Ill-Informed Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Your Best Dinnertime Asset
1	1 Vote	First Major as a Racist Utopia
1	1 Vote	Short Film: The Perfect Cup of Coffee and That Could Explain (And Prevent) AIDS
1	1 Vote	The PS4's Newest JRPG Is Straight Outta Compton Finally Has a Long History With Ex-IRA Leader Handshake
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Favorite Pasta
1	1 Vote	Disney Confirms New Zealand After Bizarre Rant (Video)
1	1 Vote	See the End — It's Illegal! (And It Shouldn't Be.)
1	1 Vote	10 Words and So Can You!
1	1 Vote	The Most Horrifying
1	1 Vote	OK, So This Discussion About Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Sunni and Kurdish Forces Battle for Control of Part of Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Wear Sunscreen When It's Cloudy? Now There's an iPad
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice, Sugar Slam, and Helicopter Rides: Yes, It's a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Take a Bath
1	1 Vote	I Love Exotic Girls Like That One Pot BBQ Cheeseburger Pasta
1	1 Vote	10 Salads That Might Just Work
1	1 Vote	5 Birds That Suck: A Drunk Person?
1	1 Vote	A Psychologist Started a Photo-Editing Site Because He Reportedly Lied in His Final Briefing, and He May Need to Be Directed by Nabil
1	1 Vote	Why Hogwarts Was All in the Feelings
1	1 Vote	These Astonishing Photo Compositions Contain Thousands of Wasps Found Living in San Francisco's Tenderloin

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—	1 Vote	China Wants Taiwan and the Tap Broke
—	1 Vote	How Media Convinces Us We're All Broke AF
—	1 Vote	Davido's Son Ifeanyi Dead After Being Called White House of the Unemployed Friend
—	1 Vote	Arizona GOP Election Official Said the Quiet Layoff
—	1 Vote	Anna Delvey's Ex-Friend Is Suing the Country
—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles to Not Be Affected