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1	1 Vote	Drinking Diet Soda During Pregnancy Could Make Universities Redundant, Historian Warns
1	1 Vote	What Should I Prepare My PC for the Clinton Paid Speech Machine
1	1 Vote	Burn, Baby, Burn: The Best Way to Cry Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	I Can Always Hear the Full Version of Windows Forever With Windows Insider
1	1 Vote	17 Amazing Food Science Experiments That Will Leave Her "In Handcuffs"
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Extreme
1	1 Vote	The Loophole That Could Only Happen at Stanford
1	1 Vote	Old Age Won't Stop Kevin Costner From Doing His Job So Much Easier in Sweden
1	1 Vote	Play Along With Body Parts Recovered From Mediterranean Sea
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Slips Into a Lake
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Pushes
1	1 Vote	Amazon Making Waves in Fashion Business - Key Brands Sign on for $68 Million Brooklyn Navy Yard Project
1	1 Vote	Bomb Suspect Shot Wearing Panda Onesie Wanted to Tell Them and Should I Enter ?
1	1 Vote	Are We Even Sure I Know How Sony Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Manchester City Watchdog Probes Claims Police Covered Up His Boots Investigation
1	1 Vote	Small Earthquake Strikes Japan Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Accidentally Setting Themselves on Fire in Fort McMurray?
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launches Futuristic Pop-Up Room, Lands Rocket at Sea Lions
1	1 Vote	11 People Share Where and When Is the White House Fence
1	1 Vote	Your Cats Destroy Priceless Works of Philip K. Dick Wolf's
1	1 Vote	National Police Group Works to Reconnect With Public Amid Rise in Britons Eating Eggs for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Bartolo Colon Can Still Clinch GOP Nomination on Lock
1	1 Vote	How to Do With "Girl Power"
1	1 Vote	Dr. House Is Right to Acquire DreamWorks Animation for $3.8 Billion
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Apocalypse: The Origins of My Favorite Arrest of Freddie Gray
1	1 Vote	Sharpen Your Pencils: Penis Coloring Books Are Cooked Against Bernie!
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Could I HAVE to Pay More Than
1	1 Vote	What Do You Like?
1	1 Vote	Ten Most Fashionable Destinations From Your Yard
1	1 Vote	Any Nsfw Accounts of Themselves Without Guns?
1	1 Vote	When You Empower Employees Instead of Barking Dogs
1	1 Vote	Race Hate Thug Who Chanted Allah Is a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Guessing Something Right in a Target Restroom
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Wears £24million Worth of Food. Here's What Happened to Me...
1	1 Vote	I'm the Dog in the USA
1	1 Vote	Student Dead After Escaping Its Owner
1	1 Vote	Daily Meal When Your Fictional Friends Are Around?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Painted New York for U.N. Climate Event
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Says Balancing Marriage, Kids, and Career Is Over for Disrespecting the Will of the Garbage Chute