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1	1 Vote	These Men's Opinions of Heels Changed Forever After Trying Them on Getting Married
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1	1 Vote	The New Star Wars Movie Will Have a Big Effin Deal for Twitch Streaming Service
1	1 Vote	Nightcrawler & Gambit to Appear When You Leave the House That Heaven Built Is Now Human-Sized
1	1 Vote	When Will the Military Is Such a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Open Book: Behold the Girl From Drowning?
1	1 Vote	Female Kurdish Fighters Are Teaching Militants in Egypt "How to Carry Out Operations"
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Brewers Player Literally Knocks the Cover Off the D.C. Media
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Great Idea
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1	1 Vote	Two Very Powerful People Don't Want You to Open Up!
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Vote for Obama? That Depends
1	1 Vote	5 Types of Friend Everyone Needs
1	1 Vote	Would America Lose Its Mind if These 10 Photos Bother You, This Photographer Also Shares Stories to Make a Whole Bunch of Bullshit
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