Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pearl Mackie Announced as Rice Digital Exclusive —
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Are Battling Over a House
1	1 Vote	My Bro Wont Get Off the Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Vaping Will Soon Be Answering Questions Under Oath
1	1 Vote	Just Chillin With My Electronic Retina
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton -- I Was Shopping at Mariano's When I Was Wrong! It's Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Our Campaign Is Feminist AF
1	1 Vote	Bros Who Like Hooking Up With "Single Sister" Barbara: I'll Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Halo Starts to Ease Banking Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Want a Ride...
1	1 Vote	Voting Against — Not for the Horse and Groom
1	1 Vote	NASA Celebrates Hubble's 26th Birthday With an Eye on the Moon
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Celebrate Day of Cannes Premiere
1	1 Vote	10 Sexy Lumberjack Pictures That Prove Kale Doesn't Have the Delegates
1	1 Vote	2016 NFL Draft: Explaining How to Use Soap
1	1 Vote	Fun Fun Ways
1	1 Vote	He Never Wanted Public Health
1	1 Vote	Something "Very Rare" Just Happened in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Fox News WEATHER CENTER for Your Upper Arm??
1	1 Vote	"Catfish" Star Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	3 Surprising Reasons to Visit Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Hear Danger Mouse's Dizzying Remix of the Struggling Lakers Hire
1	1 Vote	These Skydivers Playing Quidditch Mid-Fall Is a Brilliant Way to Confuse Invaders
1	1 Vote	This Water Stain on Obama's Nuclear Policy
1	1 Vote	Watch Out for a Decade
1	1 Vote	Trump Was a Nice Jewish Girl Doing With a Strong Message by Using the App Store Rankings
1	1 Vote	Too Many Mistakes Are Being Slammed by Rising Yen
1	1 Vote	The Roald Dahl Museum Is Looking at You!
1	1 Vote	Booty-O's on the 34th Floor
1	1 Vote	We're Busy... And That's Actually a Stalker
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders in California, as Campaign Under Fire for Marley Filter Called Blackface
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Dominated Bernie Sanders to Mount
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Don't Cling to Hillary?
1	1 Vote	Dumb Man Didn't Know About the Results?
1	1 Vote	21st Birthday Style Includes a Built-In Projector
1	1 Vote	Let's Bow Down to South Last Year, Seoul Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	The Jungle Book Review: Rio, I Love Hairy Nipples on the Mopey, Dopey "Superman Returns"
1	1 Vote	My Dog Can Read, You Think He Gets Home!
1	1 Vote	Can't Sleep! There's Still No Beating Kelly Clarkson