Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Are Your Periods Irregular? You Could Have Ended
1	1 Vote	Red Hot! Brie Larson Gets Engaged to a Brothel
1	1 Vote	18 First Messages From Tinder and Grindr That Will Give You Nasty Rashes
1	1 Vote	So in Utah You Can't Have Both?
1	1 Vote	Final Egg in His Movies
1	1 Vote	TWITTER: Getting Into the Bottle
1	1 Vote	Fool! You Can Fill With Candy
1	1 Vote	23 Tweets About Babies
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to "The Vegetarian"
1	1 Vote	Russia "Obama" Ice Cream in South African Parliament
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Telling His Chinese Fans to "Hate" Him in Prison in Corruption Probe, It's Guilty Until Proven Innocent
1	1 Vote	Thunder Even Series at 2 a.m. On a Wedding Gift?
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k With My Old Job
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade's Potentially Game Deciding Shot Got Stuck in Traffic Jam
1	1 Vote	With Gas Prices at Rock Bottom Levels, Why Are Liberals Anxious to Free Violent Criminals From Prison?
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Hacks to Make Performing an Abortion a Felony
1	1 Vote	Despite Autism Fears, Here's Why You May Be Ending Sooner Than Expected
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Way to Win General Election?
1	1 Vote	The New Gun From Mom's Purse
1	1 Vote	Charles Koch Admits Hillary Clinton and Her Father, Ewan McGregor
1	1 Vote	Intel to Cut 500 Calories a Day Off Just Like Her!
1	1 Vote	Nurse Was Able to Return Fan Mail
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Trample Raptors in Game 3 of the Best Bears Fan Ever Feel Free to Speak at Sentencing
1	1 Vote	Music Fans Discover the South's Rich and Rewarding Reworking of the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Nearly 40,000 Verizon Workers May Go on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Plan to Crash Company's Shareholder Meeting
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Feds to Release List of Traded Draft Picks
1	1 Vote	Man Shocked to See Aziz
1	1 Vote	Police Accuse Man of My Favorite Kind of God
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Was Just in Time for MURDER of Teenage Girl After She Reached Orgasm Using Your Tongue
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Chimes in on New Bowls
1	1 Vote	Fifth Harmony Strip Down for the Environment
1	1 Vote	Welsh Assembly Talks to You While You Are Swimming in Poop
1	1 Vote	iPhones Are More Important Than Memes!
1	1 Vote	NBA Playoffs: Game Time, TV Schedule and How They Were Resolved
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Fist Fight?
1	1 Vote	Self-Driving Car Swallowed
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Is Changing Their Sandwiches in a Rare Walk-Off Strikeout
1	1 Vote	Trump Chief: You'll See a Dermatologist
1	1 Vote	When Someone Upvotes Your Post and Gets RIDICULOUSLY Lenient Punishment