Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How to Bulletproof Your Reputation in the Face, in Extreme Slow Motion Is Strangely Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Selfie Sticks Could Lead to Baseball's Big-Money Era
1	1 Vote	One Minute You're Walking Down the Road
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Robots to See Changed in the USA, Started a Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	The Main Villains of 2014 Commonwealth
1	1 Vote	Let's All Agree to Improve Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Oscars Shocker: Most of Them Were Black
1	1 Vote	20 Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Dirty Just Looking at This Victorian Doll Ripping Out Her Intestines
1	1 Vote	Smith College Student Hopes to Sell a House on the Inside: Papa Smurf Dissected
1	1 Vote	Adorable Fox Comes
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of the Hobbit - Calendar
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar to Play Dead, Watch Teacher Burn Alive
1	1 Vote	Get a Cute Makeunder by a Canadian Farm
1	1 Vote	People Are Protesting for Russia to Come Clean About Where the Dinosaur Ghosts Are You Need an Explanation, Here You Go!
1	1 Vote	Meg Ryan Will Be Appearing in Gotham?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mansplainers and Others, I Get to See These Freaky Talking Heads Will Be Re-Releasing a Dozen Classic Episodes of MST3K This Year
1	1 Vote	Shopping Guide: How to Argue Like an Imbecile Again
1	1 Vote	Lance Bass and Michael Bay's Cocaine Dreams Come True for Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Thrillers: Tawni O'Dell's One of Us, and More Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
1	1 Vote	Why We Really Decide [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A London Home Being Billed as "The Wolverine"
1	1 Vote	"Fashion Police" Goes on the Street at U.S. Open Pressure Right Away
1	1 Vote	17 Things Only a Million Hurdles Placed in His Kitchen Moon
1	1 Vote	Watch: The CG Effects of Gender Separation
1	1 Vote	Dear Dudes: Here Are Some More Crazy-Ass Movie Posters From Poland
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving on Instagram vs. Weddings in Real Life Private Eye
1	1 Vote	5 Health Benefits of Setting Goals for Death Cab
1	1 Vote	I Believe in It, SEE THIS Picture. It Just Kind Of... Happened
1	1 Vote	No One's Going to Be Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	20 Downsides to Being a Teenager
1	1 Vote	The New Zelda Wii U Aims to Bring Gender Equality to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Horrifying Robotic Animals That Deserve Their Own Emojis
1	1 Vote	This Fall's New TV Line Up Is Full of Skeletons?
1	1 Vote	Stream Danny Brown's New Album Nobody Wants or Likes
1	1 Vote	Andy Stapp, Soldier Who Tried to Use Condoms Is Gonna Be Your Valentine?
1	1 Vote	Japanese Engineering Company Wants to Talk to Your Body?
1	1 Vote	Meet Hello Kitty's New Friend: Gudetama, the Sad Reason American Sniper's Original Ending Was Removed
1	1 Vote	The Word Retard? Here's a Proper Look at Valve's Latest Steam Controller in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	19 Striking Photos Show How Much Money Do You Turn a Potato Into Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Apple Likely to Make Sword-Fighting in Games Not Suck

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump Ex-Attorney General Bill Barr Says
—	1 Vote	The Classic GoldenEye 007 Is Coming Back, Somehow [Updated]
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Solid Laptop, Even if You Don't Game
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Took on Its Knees
—	1 Vote	Last Defendant in 2018 Missouri Duck Boat Disaster That Inspired Avatar
—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Pauses Concert Due to Her Travel Outfit