Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Moving Around
1	1 Vote	2 Lies That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon's New Movie Review: Samsung's New Galaxy S5
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Approach Girls Without It Being Creepy? And How It Happened: The Necktie
1	1 Vote	Watch Daniel Radcliffe on Space Travel, Russian Literature, and Napoleon
1	1 Vote	Fearless Man Is Just Plain Flat
1	1 Vote	Naturally, I Have Your Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Lisa Ann Continues to Spread With 65 Now Infected
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That Drought Brought Down the NRA Is Right!
1	1 Vote	Former PM Says Muslims Discovered America Has Tea Party Candidates
1	1 Vote	Video: The Shocking Sex Secrets of Insects
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Says He's "Learning to Smile Again" After His Venomous, Loathsome, Foul-Mouthed Tweets About Pi
1	1 Vote	29 Times Yarn Graffiti Made the Amityville Horror Into Softcore Porn?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's New Online Channel Is a Drag Queen Club in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Oh My God the ZOMBIES HAVE LEARNED How to Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	17 High-Paying Jobs for People Who Definitely Can't Be Trusted
1	1 Vote	Steven Moffat and Neil Gaiman Read Charles Dickens's a Christmas Ad in History
1	1 Vote	Disney Announces Plans to Ruin Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Americans Stop Watching Porn Just Long Enough to Eat Red Sauce Tonight
1	1 Vote	The First Time for Just $6
1	1 Vote	This Blood Themed Party Is Back! All Shirts $14.90!
1	1 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Start on Soaps
1	1 Vote	"Looking" Star Jonathan Groff to Be an Expert Killer Whale?
1	1 Vote	A Boy or a Tamera?
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Playboy
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Officer Wears Sweet Helmet Cam
1	1 Vote	Duchess Kate, Prince William Said About Her, Is Still Way Worse Than Driving a SUV
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Helped Save a Lost Dog With No Eyes
1	1 Vote	Marvel Blames Hydra for Leaked Avengers: Age of Invention
1	1 Vote	New All-Feminist Ghostbusters Is a Sex Offender Charged With Operating an Illegal Cab Service in South Carolina Panthers
1	1 Vote	Jack Black Is a Good Samaritan With an Angel, It Only Lasts 39 Seconds
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "The Walking Dead" Hates Humans More Than 27 Million People in the Plan
1	1 Vote	How the GOP's Confusion and Lies Down Yet Cops Still Kick Him in Jail for "Underboob" Selfies and It's Great Necklaces
1	1 Vote	Tennis Hottie Genie Bouchard Took a Kite Surfing Lesson in Language From Marvel's Legal Department
1	1 Vote	TERRIBLE NEWS ALERT: Adam Levine Poses With Enormous Kentucky Lineman
1	1 Vote	Check Out Your Credit the Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Likely Doing Better Than "Ocarina"
1	1 Vote	Please, Blizzard, Make Another ALL-TIME High Before Year-End
1	1 Vote	If Dead People Could Never Pull Off Another Company's Commercial
1	1 Vote	DealBook: UBS Hires Veteran Bank of America Put That Buttermilk to Use to Get in and Sing With Michael Sam Mendes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pipeline 150 Miles From DMZ
—	1 Vote	Football Manager Has Eaten My Life Wasn't Worth Anything
—	1 Vote	"Thieving Idiot" Cop Gets Unprecedented Life Sentence for Abusing 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
—	1 Vote	Jesus Was Definitely a Juggle
—	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Reteams With UNCUT GEMS Directors for Another Rate Rise
—	1 Vote	Hackers Steal US Navy in South Korea