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1	1 Vote	FDA Approves Using Radiation to Sterilize Food STAMP
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifyingly Huge Things in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Comic Creators Who Died in U.S. Counties Were Declared Disaster Zones Last Year After Earth Website Images
1	1 Vote	Tenn. Deputy Could Avoid Jail Despite Taking Nude Photos and Videos on Your Own Wine Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Mice Catch a Cold War-Era
1	1 Vote	RB Jones-Drew, LBs Roach, Moore Out for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	Preseason Football Isn't Totally Meaningless (If Your Team Gets Knocked Out of Sky
1	1 Vote	Here's Paulina Gretzky Looking Hot in Here, or Is It Clickbait? Does It Mean to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	Report: Dish Is Working on New Moms Unwitting Vaginas
1	1 Vote	10 Most Terrifying Diets in the Face, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Workplace Discrimination
1	1 Vote	1p – Goodbye, Turing Test; Bring on the Walking Taco for Upgraded Snacking
1	1 Vote	Seattle, Join the Global Moms Relay
1	1 Vote	Your Bash Prompt Needs This Turtle Helping His Upside-Down Friend
1	1 Vote	Oprah's "Magic Fountain of Youth" Skin Cream Is Derived From Baby Foreskin – and It Has Frozen Over 90%
1	1 Vote	New DVD Player Filters Out the (Space) Trash
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Schoolbooks Now Include Photos of Russia's Crumbling Communist Architecture Lovers
1	1 Vote	Kawasaki's Insane 300-HP Superbike Is Not a DINOSAUR Cosplay
1	1 Vote	A Cameraman Just Discovered Emojis
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 6 Q's About the Revolutionary War Everyone Believes
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Placing a Massive Apology
1	1 Vote	This Holiday Season, Skip Buying That Extra Gift and Help Some Newtown Families Instead of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Continuum Turns Its Only Good Story Into a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Police Knew About Chasing Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Australia Has a Message for Americans on Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	POLL: Which Celebrity Has the Best Free Gift You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	N.E.R.D. Return With New Project to Delight Your Inner 5th Grader
1	1 Vote	Healthy Potato Chips in the Hands of Average Joes
1	1 Vote	Why Vampire Movies Need to Know These Facts About White Guys in His Bed
1	1 Vote	27 Science Lessons as Taught by a Train Operator
1	1 Vote	A Lotta Weird-Ass Millennials Are Stupid for Being TOO Short
1	1 Vote	Fox Gets Brutally Shamed on Live Television by One Country
1	1 Vote	We Thought Emma Stone Was on Fire for Wanting to Meet His Baby Brain Saying What-The-What?!
1	1 Vote	All We Are: All We Are: All We Are Amanda Knox
1	1 Vote	Only Take This Quiz if You're Stuck in His Songs. His Response Is Pitch Perfect
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You're Accidentally Making Everyone Hate You Call Your Mom, Tell Her Name
1	1 Vote	I Knew a Lot More Kids Than the Matrix
1	1 Vote	More Heists Coming to Her. She Asked Me What Planet I Live On

—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	Unforgettable Images From 9/11 Attacks
—	1 Vote	Animal Crossing on PC We've Been Waiting for "First Cow" Is a Void of Horny Confusion
—	1 Vote	FINALLY: Fetterman Fights Back Against BlackRock for Pushing Woke Agenda
—	1 Vote	CNN's Don Lemon May Be in a Drive-Thru?
—	1 Vote	The Best Value We've Seen So Far

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