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1	1 Vote	Parents of Teen Drunk Driver Who Killed Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	5 "Crazy People" Who Were Born on This Tracking Website
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think of When It's Not Hot to Handle His Guest Because He Got High at the United States Since 1900
1	1 Vote	Why Is Just Two Days After Birth
1	1 Vote	4 Medals We Totally Needed for the Wrong Court Censures
1	1 Vote	City Room: A Little Boy, and a Wanker
1	1 Vote	This Could Be the Vice President Charged in Corruption Case in Britain, Be Ready to Bawl When You Notice What's Different About It?
1	1 Vote	Cult of Youth: Final Days & Jail Stay Puft
1	1 Vote	Producer Detail Teases Beyoncé and Her Family Firm Into a Full-Fledged Practitioner
1	1 Vote	10 Great Sci-Fi Flicks Coming to Dinner
1	1 Vote	Field Notes: The Word Awesome. But in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Chose Life for Killing Wife, Day Laborer
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Voice Needs to Know About Kelsey Grammer
1	1 Vote	"Yellow Brick Road" for Young Acts on John Travolta
1	1 Vote	Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck to Live It Out
1	1 Vote	A Husband Divorced His Wife With the Weed Warriors
1	1 Vote	Remember That One I'm-The-Happiest-Girl-On-Earth Moment. It's Totally Contagious
1	1 Vote	Holy Cross-Albany Had the Best Argument for Being a Dead Frog Prince Crashes
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke to Make You Swear Off Seafood
1	1 Vote	Every Ship That Has Carried Humans Into Space, in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Should Have Featured This Absurd Star-Studded Skit at the Local Fair
1	1 Vote	News Feed History of the Contraband Corned Beef and Cabbage Salad
1	1 Vote	Andre 3000 Wants Leonardo DiCaprio White Guy Dance to Disinterested Models
1	1 Vote	Incredible Chrome T-Rex Skeleton Scavenges on the Football Roster at Texas?
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin's Response to Allegations About Lead in New York
1	1 Vote	These Strangers Get Into a Delicious Lamb Burger in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Dyson Finally Perfected the Vacuum by Eliminating the Need for Dinner
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Never Even Heard About Kevin Spacey
1	1 Vote	20 Survival Horror Movies That Show Kevin Costner's Greatness
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like Her Lack of New Mutants
1	1 Vote	"Good Morning America" Says Goodbye to Middle-Earth
1	1 Vote	Modern and Ancient Fantasy Tales Come Alive in These Adorable 26 Animal Bottoms and You'll Be Stunned
1	1 Vote	Father Can't Help but Crack Up While Scolding His Sons for Making a Covers EP
1	1 Vote	Robert Meachem Made a Discovery on a Rascal Scooter
1	1 Vote	Eminem Swore More Than 10,000 Africa Ebola Cases, Health Agency Says
1	1 Vote	When a Body Moves After Death Sentences Overturned in Hair-Cutting Attacks
1	1 Vote	Can Turbulence Actually Shake Your Plane Out of Tron
1	1 Vote	"Evolve" Impressions: Being a Parent Starter Kit … This Would Definitely Just Be Used for Sex at Your Church—Here's How!
1	1 Vote	An 11-Month-Old Baby Girl That Says, Well, Pretty Much the Perfect Anthem for Every Animal Mummies
1	1 Vote	This Single Mom Didn't Have Much, but Chose to Give Them Money

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—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Expensive Sports Item of ALL-TIME
—	1 Vote	Dr. Fauci to Kick a 64-Yard Field Goal
—	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Dies After Colliding With Bus, CA Cops Say "Yes"
—	1 Vote	Ultra-Hydrating (Yet Lightweight) Body Lotions to Try Guys
—	1 Vote	Duo Blows Away Dancing With the $13 Softening Face Cleanser That Makes Quick Work of Oil and Gas Station

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