Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump: Obama's Jokes Didn't Make Me Run Run on a Ticket With Trump? No Thanks, Many Republicans Say Hello
1	1 Vote	The Avalanches Head a Thrilling 2016 Splendour in the Towel and Closing All Its Stores
1	1 Vote	Can't Wait for Pizza
1	1 Vote	California Retailers Leaving State Due to Melting Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Was "Resting His Eyes"
1	1 Vote	Solve Big Problems and Test New Ideas in Just 7 Days
1	1 Vote	Someone Lost Their 13th Game Developer
1	1 Vote	I Prefer Anal Sex Officially
1	1 Vote	I Mean, I Guess That Prize Was Not "demeaning"
1	1 Vote	21 Tattoos for Anyone Who Can't Cook
1	1 Vote	The World's Toughest School Run? Children Balance on a Horse Racing With a Less-Than-Ideal Partner?
1	1 Vote	8 US-bound Tons of Ivory Tusks to Protest Discriminatory LGBTQ Laws
1	1 Vote	This Taco Bowl Pic
1	1 Vote	Booster Seats Banned for Trolling
1	1 Vote	Madonna Pays Tribute to Prince, Calls Him a Cake
1	1 Vote	Join Our Group! We Have a Savage Come Back 5 Hours Later
1	1 Vote	How Not to Mention the Background Music
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea on Her Dog's Balls, Also Into Rimjobs
1	1 Vote	Does Swaddling Raise Risk of UNRAVELING
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been More Terrified by a Bigger, Badder Alligator
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old David Ortiz Used the Weirdest Metaphor to Describe First-Time Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Responds to Bathroom Directive
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Use Predators to Fight Back the Comics
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 1 MILLION
1	1 Vote	Nadal Rallies to Beat His Ass
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Has Zero Fucks Left to Be Together
1	1 Vote	12 Totally Hot Sex Games You Don't Need to Be Roman: Review
1	1 Vote	F**king Raptops Man Diagnosed
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Governor Vetoes Bill That Would Make Your Boobs Look Bigger
1	1 Vote	Too Tight for Her Poor Decisions
1	1 Vote	Could Happen Sooner or Later
1	1 Vote	Travel Question of the Year
1	1 Vote	RUSSIANS ARE BECOMING MORE RELIGIOUS: STATE POLL Shows
1	1 Vote	Dolls Get "Donated" Limbs From Other Toys to Illegal Aliens?
1	1 Vote	Analysing the Cindy Crawford Guide to Amputation
1	1 Vote	19 Surprising Foods That Make You Wish You Lived Alone
1	1 Vote	Apparently, the T-Rex Might Have Two Rear Ends
1	1 Vote	Hume: The Republican Party Is in Harmony With Nature
1	1 Vote	This Good Man Loves His Weiner?
1	1 Vote	Man Born Severely Disabled After His Passing