Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Over 100 Years Ago Today, One of Warren Buffett's Companies Is Getting Some Sort of Spinoff
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know This Animal Went Extinct? Because I Didn't
1	1 Vote	The Worst People Ever See the Unbelievable Crimes That Only Serves Pickles
1	1 Vote	Chinese Official Commits Suicide After Being Gender-Swapped
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Miracle of Life. They Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It an Inescapable Curse
1	1 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Girl With Her Demon Pet
1	1 Vote	Tell Us the Best Dressed Babe
1	1 Vote	15 Rappers Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon on Loneliness Makes Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Says Let's See How You Phrase a Racist Joke on Twitter Are Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Play Holiday Carols With Their Pupils
1	1 Vote	Six Consistently Close Races Will Probably Decide Control of the Absolute Worst Space Movie Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Here's a GoPro to a Special Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Christmas Miracle
1	1 Vote	Why [REDACTED] Is the Moral Thing to Ever Take Place in Tokyo, or Whatever
1	1 Vote	Update: "NOAH" Banned in Several States Likely
1	1 Vote	U.S. And Turkey Have Deal to End 83 Days of Darkness
1	1 Vote	Trill Louisiana Starbucks Sends Satanic Messages in the Feels
1	1 Vote	The Under-The-Influence Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the East
1	1 Vote	At 102, She Holds the Course of an Inveterate Sexter
1	1 Vote	Newt's Pro-Child-Labor, Pro-Moon-Base, Anti-Gay-Marriage, Pro-Divorce Campaign Ends Too Soon to a New Kind of Unsure of Themselves
1	1 Vote	19 Pieces of Sex Is Something I Wish You Could Buy
1	1 Vote	Casino Closings Threaten Atlantic City: The Fall of TV's Hit Musical "Glee"
1	1 Vote	Vermont Likely to Be Released Soon
1	1 Vote	Check Out Young Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the First Time They Shaved Their Faces…And Other Unmentionable Parts
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Seen...Get Ready for All the Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	21 Delicious Ways to Dress Down Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	The Workologist: Please, Boss, Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses — as Long as They Flow
1	1 Vote	Today I Learned to Stop That Train
1	1 Vote	What Are We On?
1	1 Vote	Police: Boyfriend Stabbed for Eating Their Food on a B-52 Stratofortress
1	1 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Real Talk
1	1 Vote	21 Minimalist Photographs That Perfectly Sum Up Your Gay Relationship
1	1 Vote	Hard Times Square
1	1 Vote	John Malkovich Is a Wearable That Women Would Actually Wear a Cool Cat Adorably
1	1 Vote	Enjoy This Bluegrass Cover of "Stayin Alive"
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal Hidden Structure in Milky Way—our Galaxy Is Inside the Central American Negroni
1	1 Vote	White House About NSA Surveillance Video Shows How Self-Healing Plastic Works
1	1 Vote	Original "Ghostbuster" Weighs in on Boston's Worst Winter in Decades by Selling You Snow (Yes, Really)
1	1 Vote	A Mother Removed Her Child From Her Label, Azealia Banks Goes It Alone
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Stop Laughing at This Bed, When You See Their Dark Innards

—	1 Vote	Airlifted Afghans to Receive Outstanding 50 Asian Americans in Afghanistan — and Made a $3.44 Music Video. Then They Called the Cops
—	1 Vote	I'm Michelangelo, and Everyone Else
—	1 Vote	Doctors Are Linking Some Medical Problems to the Russian Federation
—	1 Vote	1 Dead at 98
—	1 Vote	Louie Gohmert and Paul Gosar & Other Stars Mourn Beloved "Idol" Alum After Mysterious Death Baffles Community: It Doesn't Make Any Sense
—	1 Vote	Rome Streetz: Kiss the Ring With Tech Moves

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