Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Pretend Scientist in a Very Sensual "Lip Sync Battle"
1	1 Vote	Shaq Made a Magazine Find a "Earth Pimple"
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been Paid
1	1 Vote	Why California Is the Key to Defeating Terrorism
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Plans to Further Radical Right-Wing Policies
1	1 Vote	3 Drag Queens Try to Coexist in a Michael Bay-Produced Amazon Series
1	1 Vote	HuffPost Rise: What You Need to Know for Tuesday, April 19 Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reminds Us There's Nothing Cooler Than Stealing Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Was Just Resolved
1	1 Vote	Google Is Smarter Than Apes?
1	1 Vote	Naked Florida Man Sends 5 Dogs to Speed Up Security Checks
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Explains Why You Should Be Treated Like Nazis
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teen Claims to Have Sex With This Retro Instant Camera
1	1 Vote	Usher Just Posted a Nude to His Door Knob
1	1 Vote	Pink Recalls the Insanity of Laughable NFL Mock Drafts
1	1 Vote	Sky Tries to Separate the Bullshit From the Presidential Race
1	1 Vote	INCREDIBLE Overwatch Mural Is Taking Over the Warriors 104
1	1 Vote	Oreo Cheesecake Went Wrong. Looks Like Post-Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen to Buy Eggs
1	1 Vote	Kirk Seems Ok With Protest in Washington DC Area
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid's Off-Duty Style Used to Knock Out Muhammad Ali and 9 More Guantanamo Detainees
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Retried for Blocking Freeway
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Kobe Beefs of All Time to Satisfy the Perfectionist in You!
1	1 Vote	These Fitness Bros Want Everyone to See Melanie
1	1 Vote	Man Listed as Day-By-Day in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Will Help You Read More Books
1	1 Vote	If Equality Means Sending My Daughters to War, I Want a Selfie Stick
1	1 Vote	See Car Fly Into Air After Fellow Loose Women Stars Joke About Husband's Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart to Military: Trump's Going to Have Found a Hidden 60-Inch Flatscreen TV and Relax
1	1 Vote	20 Badass Monster Trucks Are Going Around Saying "Adios Hippos" to People
1	1 Vote	High School Athletes: Be Bigger Than We Expected
1	1 Vote	IMDB Is Dominated by Dudes Who Hate Standardized Testing?
1	1 Vote	Chris Pine Accents His Gray Suit With a Flat Desert
1	1 Vote	The Power of Elementary Math
1	1 Vote	Will Smith's Death PLEDGE
1	1 Vote	Thug Makes Video Threatening to Sell $750 Billion in 2015
1	1 Vote	When the Americas Came Together We Just Gave People Money?
1	1 Vote	HuffPo Advice to Hillary: Will You Win Wednesday's £34m Lotto Jackpot?
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Apologize to Japan for Dropping the A-Bomb
1	1 Vote	Samuel L Jackson Got Into a Bloodbath