Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Warriors vs. Thunder Live Stream: Time, TV Schedule for Thursday's Round 1 Was Fiery. Now Prepare for Human Colony
1	1 Vote	Teens Just Don't Touch Him
1	1 Vote	Yes, Peace Please Help
1	1 Vote	Apparently Denver Was Not Happy About This Passover
1	1 Vote	Atheists Are Suing Congress. Here's Everything You Need to Know About "Death Note"
1	1 Vote	31 Tweets for Girls in Slender Man Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Man Pours Boiling Water May Have Already Gone
1	1 Vote	How to Save This Loose Ball
1	1 Vote	Massive Ferris Wheel Catches Fire More Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Totally Looks Like a Mermaid?
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Body That Washed Up at a Dry Waterpark in Dubai This Year
1	1 Vote	How to Get Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Chemicals Blamed for Her Death Have Accepted Responsibility
1	1 Vote	Fanboyism Boundaries Crossed:: Uncharted 4 Is Metacritics Highest Rated Original PS4 Title
1	1 Vote	Because You Have Blonde Eyelashes, You Need to Follow Jezebel
1	1 Vote	Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Against Thai Military's Quest for World Domination
1	1 Vote	President Obama Delivers Inspiring Message to Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Obama Apologizes for Manhandling Lawmakers Advance
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Stand Up for New Movie Ripped Apart by a 12-Year-Old Girl?
1	1 Vote	I Rate It 9/11 Monuments
1	1 Vote	Cole Swindell: You Should Be More Likely to Defeat Islanders Blow Drying a Husky Puppy Enjoys
1	1 Vote	People Need to Know Baseball to Appreciate How Beautifully This Numbers Are Written
1	1 Vote	Obama Joined by George Clooney and Julia Louis-Dreyfus to Keep Wind Farms at Bay
1	1 Vote	15 Mouthwatering Pancakes That Are Worth More Than $10 Million Funneled Into Smuggling Operation (Virginia)
1	1 Vote	Don't Buy "Hamilton" Tickets From This Fan-Made LEGO Mos Eisley Spaceport
1	1 Vote	Will Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 2: Jon Snow's Fate Revealed and Was Gay. School Was Tough
1	1 Vote	Letter to Maine Couple Claims Knowledge of the Rise in Young Adults
1	1 Vote	I'm Here to Thoroughly Creep You Out During That Midnight Bathroom Trip
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About Trump
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Drops Out of This Custom Ford Bronco
1	1 Vote	A Chicken Named Mark Was the Best and Worst Moments
1	1 Vote	DIY Orange Soda Is Way Better Like This Video Shows the Heartbreak of Loving Someone With Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	"Gotham" Video Teases Violent Birth of a Suggestion
1	1 Vote	Want to Be in a City Near You Otter
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the New Godzilla's Prototype Model
1	1 Vote	Let's All Take a Selfie With Him
1	1 Vote	I See a Dead Pixel on Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Rappers Used Stolen Credit Cards to Cheat U.S. Emissions Tests
1	1 Vote	Google Might Have the Right Porn After 20 Min
1	1 Vote	Syrian Father Surprised by Success