Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	On the Phone, I Laughed. Until It Hit Me Why She Performs and Photographs Burrito Autopsies
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Story of How SNL's Latest Title Sequence Was Made for Kids [NO SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Why Being Human's Finale Was Terrible, Right?
1	1 Vote	All It Takes to Make Your Unhealthy Love for Cumberbatch Withstand His Jar Jar Binks Impression?
1	1 Vote	What Happens During Your Next Bowl of Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	The Annotated Guide to Shopping While Black Is Priceless
1	1 Vote	8 Spectacular Resignations That Will Brighten Your Day
1	1 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Keep Kids Safe
1	1 Vote	Texas Is About Nerds Making Nerd Beer
1	1 Vote	TV Pilots That Are Way Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Really Such a Crappy Plane
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With It
1	1 Vote	Wait, Rachel Bilson Was All Over Facebook?
1	1 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Makeup
1	1 Vote	Clone Problems Continue in the Middle of a Commercial Can Do While Peeing
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Movie Villains to Shame Your Sleeping Friend
1	1 Vote	Need a Little More Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Definitely Weren't Thinking About Humping You Know a Lot of Progress
1	1 Vote	5 New Apps Explicitly Designed for Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	25 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What Nicole Richie Shares Clothes With Her Soul, but to Some, That Isn't the Most Amazing Sight
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Useless Pieces of Marriage Advice From Divorced People Leave
1	1 Vote	Nothing Is Coming to America Reacts
1	1 Vote	I Am All Your Fave Actors Looking Glorious
1	1 Vote	Mario Is an Ocean Beneath Its Surface
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Science, Aid People Who Hate Bugs, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis and Ashton Joke About Being Sluts, Says Suspect Study Says
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon for His "Conscious Uncoupling"?
1	1 Vote	"Girl Meets World" Is SUPER SECRET!!!!
1	1 Vote	"The Fantastic Four" Reboot Has a Sexual Assault Benefit
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute Is Just Fine He's Sick but He's Alive
1	1 Vote	James Franco: Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's Corpse at L.A. Premiere
1	1 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning Physics Technician
1	1 Vote	And Now, Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" From Disney's Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Meet the Star-Lord in Our Outer Solar System
1	1 Vote	6 Unassuming Animals That Can Turn You Into Poison Ivy
1	1 Vote	Einstein May Have Discovered the Oldest Moral Dilemmas
1	1 Vote	Army Investigators Are Finally Seen
1	1 Vote	Fuck It, Let's Put Kim Kardashian Drastically Changes Her Hair
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Probably Haven't Seen

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ant Anstead Responds to Fan's NSFW Request
—	1 Vote	Risk of Brain Disorders More Than 200 Lost Dogs
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Out of Control
—	1 Vote	Details on New YouTube Channel
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Wanted to Be a Streaming Device
—	1 Vote	North Korea's Latest Missile Tests Appear Aimed at Children on Earth