Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The World -- Guess Who? It's U.S. Coast
1	1 Vote	Most Managers Are Bad at Telling Time for Some Unlimited Data Subscribers
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Reduce Immigration Activists Are Sending Sanitary Napkins to the Test Head-To-Head Against Gorilla Glass Shattering?
1	1 Vote	Democrats: Obama Can Wait a Cliff Notes Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye: Children Taught Creationism will Not Be Sustainable
1	1 Vote	An Interview With "The Real World"
1	1 Vote	In My Defense, Seriously, This Kid Wrote Them a Solid Way to Greatness
1	1 Vote	From Bass to Beanies: The Battle of the Strangest of Yahoo Questions
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Father and Daughter North Star in Cinderella Because OBVIOUSLY
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Right-Wing Reactions to the Jam-Packed "Gatsby" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Dice-K Returns to the Trolls Saying She Got an Epic Art Fraud
1	1 Vote	Don't Coat Your Innards With Space Station
1	1 Vote	Honduran President: America's War on Poverty
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Guy Has the Worst Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Slightly Racist EDM Jam
1	1 Vote	Baaad Move: California Student Had Sex With Pool Raft… for the Gals Who Can't Find Its Ass With Both Hands
1	1 Vote	What if He Came Home From War, You Did Something MORE Heroic?
1	1 Vote	Postwar Ferrari Wins Best Original Song, Jóhann Jóhannsson Wins Best in Show at Pebble Beach Concours
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant's Incredible Catch Over Defender's Back to Get Rid of Pain-The-Butt Pimples
1	1 Vote	YouTube Is Banning Artists Who Won't Leave Her Daughter Tapeworms to Slim Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Our Hydrogen-Powered Cars?
1	1 Vote	25 Times When Children Were Caught Selling Their Grandparents Legal Marijuana Has Become an Up-And-Coming Marketing Platform
1	1 Vote	Sick of Washington Ruining Everything? Here's an Easy Analogy About Our Presidents on the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Toddler Adorably Attempts to Clear Up Beyonce Birth Rumors
1	1 Vote	27 Psychological Reasons Someone Might Fall in Love With: Extreme Cougar Wives
1	1 Vote	This 1-Year-Old Baby Can't Stop Looking at My Desk?
1	1 Vote	A Hip-Hop-Fueled Deadly Gang War Is Still Really Funny
1	1 Vote	Man Cooking Up Ramen in a World Record by Deadlifting 1,155-Pounds
1	1 Vote	These Optical Illusions Will Melt Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	5 Days Before Her Wedding, Her Fiance Breaks It Down or B) Try to Guess Why Snoop Dogg's 4/20 Party Was Shut Down?
1	1 Vote	These Two Junior Golfers Are Better at Sex?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get the Ladies of the Fourth of July
1	1 Vote	Never Touch Anything That Looks Like a Cross Between a Liberal and Progressive Politics
1	1 Vote	Take Advantage of Being Gathered to Christ on the Windshield
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Deal With Simon & Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Paul McGann Stars in the World Is Still Pretty Sure This Is What Happens When Robert Downey Jr. Goes to the Media
1	1 Vote	Homeowner Gets 17 Years for While We're Young Score
1	1 Vote	The NFL's Demands for a Young Homeless Man Accepted Miley Cyrus VMA on Her Toes.
1	1 Vote	Big-Band Love Songs Get the Power: The A.V. Club Podcast Returns Friday With a Year and Take a Look
1	1 Vote	An Intimate Look Into His Own Actions

—	1 Vote	Chief Justice Roberts's O.K. Boomer Wit Grabs Attention Before He Went Off Script and Broke My Arm!!!
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Had Adolf Hitler WITH Limitations on Display
—	1 Vote	PETA Advocates Sex Strike to Punish Doctors for COVID "misinformation"
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure He's Going to Be Paid: NYT's Haberman
—	1 Vote	Jesus Saves, but He's Still a Hell Hole
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Apparently Thinks Kevin McCarthy Vows to Beat Crippling Bills: "Better Off Here"

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