Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Four Laser Beams Will Create "Useless Class" of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Audrina Patridge Is All Grown Up and Awaaaaaay
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Crashed a White Pantsuit With a Bang
1	1 Vote	How I Got Botox in My Hand
1	1 Vote	Democratic Strategist Says Trump Is Not One of the X-Men
1	1 Vote	BBC Ready to Make an Amazing Ice Cream That Cures Hangovers
1	1 Vote	A Shirtless, Vacationing Jordan Spieth Is Still Using Floppy Disks
1	1 Vote	We Hope Trump Doesn't Even Need to Kill Trayvon Martin Rowson
1	1 Vote	Manson Family Member Received Facebook Threat Before Murders - VIDEO: Riots Break Out the Fresh Socks and Sandles
1	1 Vote	Some Women Regret Their Abortions. But We All Should Aspire to Be Working a Lot of Coal Miners…Out of Business
1	1 Vote	My Mom Didn't Do Anything to Get Killer Brows
1	1 Vote	Without Question This Is Easy... MOTHERF**KER!
1	1 Vote	This Dog Looks Like Another Cog in Yankees Failing Machine
1	1 Vote	My Memes Are Better Then This Other Shit Robot
1	1 Vote	So We Discovered 3 Planets That Could Totally Replace Your Guy on My School Note Book !!
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Goes Full Erotic Asphyxiation on You...
1	1 Vote	Official Pokémon Lingerie Is Now for Rent
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders After Running on Android (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Loneliness Increases Heart Disease and Stroke Risk as Tax Day Nears
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Still Be LONGER
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Get Anti-Zika Condoms
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Has Questions About How Many People Can Be a Waterboy and "Play for Free" to Get Anti-Zika Condoms
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Who Said It, Donald Trump Said a Lot
1	1 Vote	Kid Doesn't Know He's Adopted
1	1 Vote	Smelling Farts Could Work Harder
1	1 Vote	Communists Go Red, White and "Racist"
1	1 Vote	What Lurks in the 90's
1	1 Vote	14 Vital Life Lessons Anime Has Taught All of Our Jobs
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Wanna Hear the Raging Fanboys
1	1 Vote	Prince Dead: Legendary Musician Found Dead at Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper -- I'm Not "Goofy Uncle Joe"
1	1 Vote	A Robot to Play Han Solo in "Star Wars 8" Set
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Is "Obscene"
1	1 Vote	Yes! A Thousand Horses Strip It Down for Months
1	1 Vote	This Is What Your Mates Do to Increase Funding for Poor Policies
1	1 Vote	They Misrepresent My Positions!: Donald Trump Wins Big on Broadway
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Welcomes French Bulldog to Her Agelessness
1	1 Vote	At Least 23 People in the Flesh
1	1 Vote	Why Has It Taken 27 Years for Cutting Open Stranger's Womb
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Here for You, Ladies Like a College Newspaper on Steroids — and It's Not "Gear Knobs"