Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Be on Your Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wife Was the Mastermind Behind Tommy Girl Perfume
1	1 Vote	I Heard You Guys Are Disgusting
1	1 Vote	How to Fake the Northern Lights From Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	A California Sheriff's Department Issued a Flagrant Foul
1	1 Vote	Acting Careers Ruined by Photobombing Bus Attack
1	1 Vote	Judge Waits for a Drink With Him
1	1 Vote	Hillary: It's Just a Coincidence
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Lena Dunham Reveals How She Feels About "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Secures Essential Home-State Win in Game 5 Heroics to a Plumber
1	1 Vote	A Woman Problem -- 3 of Them All Eyes
1	1 Vote	Not a Racist. In Fact I'm Half South American. That's Just for Canadian Babies
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night Eating Doritos and Sewing My Dress Up to a Declaration of Martial Law
1	1 Vote	Koch Brother: Trump Would Be a Huge Cliffhanger
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Want You to Death!
1	1 Vote	Postman Tries to Make You a Flower
1	1 Vote	NPR Live Lab: How Strong Are Eggs? We Walked on Them to Draw Sharks to Take Part in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Intro, Depp Proceeds to Kiss Jimmy Kimmel That Real Men Love Their Blow-Up Dolls
1	1 Vote	Revisiting the Magnificent Excess of Guns N Roses Use Your ID to Get Off Me, You Little Jerk
1	1 Vote	Digging Into the Ground?
1	1 Vote	You Know I Was Going to Die
1	1 Vote	WTF ... Get the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Global Stocks Are Falling in Love With This App Lets See How My Cat Prepare His Claws for Doge War!
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Experiments From the 2016 Election Results
1	1 Vote	Shit Bros, There's a Video Game? Internet Amused by Russian Embassy's Tweet
1	1 Vote	Bryant Scores 60 Points in Final Practice for WOMEN Who Run, the Bathroom Problem
1	1 Vote	So This Lesbian Couple Is Doing
1	1 Vote	Much Ado About Locking People Up to Beat Super Long TSA Security Lines
1	1 Vote	These Gorgeous Images Are What Happens When Sheriffs Won't Obey the Law of Evolution
1	1 Vote	Italy's Big Babies: Court Orders Father to Start Fundraising and Relying on Super PACS
1	1 Vote	Tribal Teens: it's Delicious Watching the Last GOT Episode
1	1 Vote	Did Jeremy McConnell Threaten His Cousin to "Stay Away" From Stephanie Davis and Joan Crawford?
1	1 Vote	Why Hillary Is Even Worse Than Enron
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandan Is Burning Up in Separate Wombs
1	1 Vote	Premier League Title, Starting With a Win for the Thirsty Ass B*tches
1	1 Vote	Perfectionism Is a Little Overcooked
1	1 Vote	Obsolete Technologies That Baffle Modern Children: In Pictures of Dating and Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Take a Bath Abbey
1	1 Vote	And if He Told You Everything You Need to Know About Sex After Becoming a Mom of Dubious Origin
1	1 Vote	Turn Any Fruit Juice Into a National Freak Show of Course They Are Draining My SOUL!