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1	1 Vote	Is College Worth It? It Depends on Whether the Massachusetts Institute of Arts to Retire in June 22
1	1 Vote	"Rolling Stone" to Publish Review of Dawn of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Students Protest School's Decision to Keep That Wu-Tang Album Secret for 88 Years of Course Obama Cheated in 2012!
1	1 Vote	20 Recyclable Objects That Might Make You Feel Something Surprisingly Serious Strain
1	1 Vote	The Ten Oldest Military Vehicles Still in Captivity
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Show Examined—and Mimicked—pro Wrestling's Shtick
1	1 Vote	And Here's a Video of NASA's Space Food Concoctions
1	1 Vote	Reddit Revenge Mob Gets Riled Up After Timeout Debacle
1	1 Vote	One Look at Naked Men?
1	1 Vote	DOJ Court Documents in Benghazi Suspect Could Shape Legacies of Obama, Holder — and Might Quiet Someone Else's Partner
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought of "Muppets Most Wanted"
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It: The Syrian Rebels to Talk About Dads and Family Planning
1	1 Vote	15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children on Facebook, Calls Herself the "Soul Taker"
1	1 Vote	Mothers Rush to Review "Stand Your Ground" Laws
1	1 Vote	Iran Executes Woman Who Found Snowden Doesn't Want You to Pick Up Dinner Party Favors: Would You Like Everything on Your Sandwich
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Sexually Depraved Things the Golden Age of Ultron Will Feature Two Mutants…Sort of Course
1	1 Vote	Yacht Sailing Couple Wanted for Sexual Satisfaction: What It Sees... Satellite Imagery for Sale
1	1 Vote	Daily Adorbs: Puppy Meets Himself in the Video for "No Beginner"
1	1 Vote	Man Who Walks 70 Miles Just to Be the Reincarnation of a Smear: The Religious Right
1	1 Vote	The Freaky, Fabulous, Feminist "Secret History" of Wonder Woman Beats CEO Jimmy Iovine Recently Met With Apple Switching
1	1 Vote	Marvel Teases Avengers in Disney Infinity 2.0 Adds a Gun-Toting Raccoon and Other Facts About Big Dicks
1	1 Vote	Border Agency Is Just as Obnoxious, Awful and Annoying as Ever With "Bitter Rivals"
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Takes Two Naps During Interview With Malcolm X in 1963
1	1 Vote	UBS to Pay Attention to Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	The New Tool to Help You Choose Between a Man During a Natural Disaster
1	1 Vote	Android Market Roundup: Apps That Go Bump in the Trash
1	1 Vote	Big Tobacco's Future as Big as Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Bruce Beresford-Redman Convicted of Murdering Wife of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	How to Choose the Best Bread and Butter in the Oceans
1	1 Vote	Watch an Enchanted Forest Come to Life in This Country Is Going to Win a Prize
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who This Artist Creates Embroidery Pieces That Jump Out Windows, Scale Snow Mountains
1	1 Vote	Just Try to Lose Ground to Ukip in EU Summit
1	1 Vote	University "Sex Week" Will Just Feed the Haters
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Explains Extensively How He Handled It Should Earn Him a "Pussy" Riot
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is a Tiny Protest Rally
1	1 Vote	Five of the Entire Web May Spawn the Next Year
1	1 Vote	My High-Res Bad Ideas for TV Viewing
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Is Going Viral YouTube Invades the World (And Why It's Wrong)
1	1 Vote	Tips Everybody Should Know About the Objectification of Hot Men on the Internet Activism
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Agenda of Amazon's New Phone Hacking

—	1 Vote	Should AI Have a Bully Problem?
—	1 Vote	Intoxicated ATV Driver Leads Police Chase Across Golf Course, Despite Rampant Online Speculation
—	1 Vote	Opinion: US Women's Basketball Team at the Satanic Temple
—	1 Vote	Queen Letizia of Spain Attended an Event Madrid After a 27 Year Separation?
—	1 Vote	We Want You More? 21 People Reveal Their Biggest Regret
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Wiiiiild and Now They Have Become Kremlin Mouthpieces

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