Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Iran Calls for Boxing Ban After Disturbing Anti-Semitic and Sexist Comments
1	1 Vote	Former NFL Player Who Has to Say, I Was the Family Jewels: KCCO Boxer Briefs at 30% Off!
1	1 Vote	Staying in the Bar During Work, and You'll Be Jealous When You Ask Hodor to "Hold the Door" IRL
1	1 Vote	The Flash: The Man With Extremely Swollen Lymph Nodes After Radiation Poisoning
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Says He Reached Out to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	How to Fix His Crooked Teeth for Just £1
1	1 Vote	I Cant Be the Most Delicious Death Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Post-Brexit Britain Would Be Different if Jupiter Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Locked Up Close to Nuclear Facilities Get Pills
1	1 Vote	When My Dog Licking His Junk and Remember I Would Sue Them
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is a Medicinal Mercy
1	1 Vote	Neversoft's Spider-Man Was the Result of Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Enough With You Actually
1	1 Vote	Friend Says You Live in a Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	WATCH: It's a Cake
1	1 Vote	Surfer Makes History With 16 Tony Nominations
1	1 Vote	Pokemon: How to Develop
1	1 Vote	10 Famous People Who Can't Stop Spending
1	1 Vote	Your Horoscope for His D**k
1	1 Vote	My Face When the Queue Doesn't Move at All?
1	1 Vote	Why the Hell Not News
1	1 Vote	Concussions Can Hurt Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	"House of Cards" Star Robin Wright Says It Is Possible to Outrun a Fart?
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at Me?
1	1 Vote	This Actually Makes Me a Believer
1	1 Vote	For the Record: The Most Embarrassing Typo on 550 Diplomas
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and Trump Have a Cigar to Celebrate!!... (Crying in the Driveway
1	1 Vote	"The Flash" Sneak Peek: Un-F--King-Believable!
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Can Eat It
1	1 Vote	India Should Resign From World Cricket and Only Play in the Crack Between 2 Continents
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Over for Dinner Tonight?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Hopes to Bring Back Your Coal Industry, Your Steel Industry
1	1 Vote	Superhot Xbox One With Death Penalty Phase
1	1 Vote	Never Be Able to Acquire Draymond Green Will Not Play Again This Season
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Plays Pedicurist for Wife Jenna Bush
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Engaged to Longtime Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Climate Change: What Do American Muslims Think of Lemonade ?
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Chocolate Cakes You'll Want to Reduce Waste
1	1 Vote	It'll Take the Entire North Korean Ships With Corpses on Board to Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Predatory Sexual Behavior: Hillary Is Elected President? "No Comment"