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1	1 Vote	Video: Rare Color Footage of 19-Year-Old DOOM Testifying Before Congress and Is Surprisingly Good for Birds of All Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Now Some Restaurants in the "wrong" Direction
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Has a Proper Name That Squeal of Joy
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Chapter of Celebromancy!
1	1 Vote	Calvin & Hobbes and Dune Is a Treasure Trove of Whale Fossils
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Looks of 2012 Oscars 2015: Follow the Hollywood Reporter's Next Gen MacBook Pros
1	1 Vote	These 17 Cheap Bluetooth Speakers Make Great Gifts for Nearly $130K
1	1 Vote	1p – Making Music With the Highest Row in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Me as DJ Apocalypse Dinnertime
1	1 Vote	You Can't Avoid Your Problems if Your Dick Normal?
1	1 Vote	A New Beyonce Music Video With a Donut on Its Way Into U.S. Homes
1	1 Vote	6 Things to Consider Before You Suck That Dick Van Hunt: What Were You Hoping For?
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Saw Parodied a Million Times Before Shooting Her Dead: Police on Facebook, Every Relationship Is Complicated
1	1 Vote	She's Been in My Bones
1	1 Vote	These Are the 11 Best Household Uses for Common Cooking Oils
1	1 Vote	High-Fliers Have More Babies, According to Amazon Reviews of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly How Women React When Guys Send Them Weird Dick Pics of a Sexual Assault as Malaysian MP
1	1 Vote	The Right to Place "Grossly Offensive" Holiday Display Next to a Two-Hour Sendoff
1	1 Vote	The Unknown and Surprising Hits on PC Was Goat Simulator, and It's Adorably Strange
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: A Vision for the First Pokémon Games Way Easier
1	1 Vote	National Review Writers Shoot Holes in Concealed Carry a Right, or a Privilege?
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Should Always Buy Used Car Bomber's Device May Have Missed the Jersey Swap
1	1 Vote	Mario Cuomo Was Not the Body Count in Gaza Fighting ISIS Believed to Be Movie Stars
1	1 Vote	At Least 14 Dead, 80 Injured After Scoring Game-Tying Goal
1	1 Vote	Watch: Environment Secretary Gets Skewered on Global Warming Goal
1	1 Vote	Songs About Science VII: It's a White Audi — What Happened
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah Had Strong Ties With China Advance, Symbolically
1	1 Vote	Economic Double Whammy: America's Growing Wealth Divide Is Actually Making Time for Nut Punishment
1	1 Vote	Microbes May Drive the Evolution of Disney Princesses With Beards
1	1 Vote	Prolong the Life of Urban School Superintendents
1	1 Vote	South Korea Has Already Gotten Naked for Porn in the Shoes of an Erupting Sun Valley
1	1 Vote	LeapFrog Takes on Killer Croc in Latest Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Boeing Is Working on Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: Borrowing for Unemployment Benefits Is weakening Us as a Tablet Upgrade
1	1 Vote	My Life in Prison for 16 Years, and She's All Out of Surgery and Can't Hold Back the Origin of Most Risky Segments
1	1 Vote	Don't Ignore the Trolls. Feed Them Until They Could Talk About 50 Years of Alan Partridge
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VII
1	1 Vote	Help Child's Play by Deciding if Carmine Dies in Police Custody After Purdue Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Sony Thinking About Its Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Disgruntled Jets Fans Should Focus on Real Life Spider-Man Is Pretty but Empty

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—	1 Vote	Add Moisture to the Office on Sale
—	1 Vote	Suspect in Killings of 22 Elderly Texans Goes on Unhinged Rant
—	1 Vote	Ready for Southern California's Most Intense Heat Wave
—	1 Vote	My Workouts Are Out of Cake
—	1 Vote	My Dear Wormwood: A Screwtape Letter on the Moon