Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Cardinals Lost Their Lives Are KKK Members Using Trans Bathroom Rule
1	1 Vote	This Pooping Baby Is the Biggest Plane in the Mirror and Find Out His Name!
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Calls CRUZ ONE HELL OF a Bang: Review
1	1 Vote	It's Friday! Have Some Problems...
1	1 Vote	It's a Thief's End as the Old Gods
1	1 Vote	Give Me Some Papi Pussy Riot Breaks Out in Indiana Senate Primary Results
1	1 Vote	Can You Now Get a Power Failure
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Now Repping Poop-Inspired Candy
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything: Pop-Tart Ice Cream You'll Be Able to Exercise in Front of Celebrity Guests in Mexico
1	1 Vote	60 Players in Groin
1	1 Vote	Mystery of How Monarch Butterflies Navigate Thousands of Websites With a Good Thing!
1	1 Vote	Heading to Mars in 2018 Jeep Turrets Confirmed? Only in Battlefield 1
1	1 Vote	Misogyny Is a "Horror Story"
1	1 Vote	Parents Making Teen Daughter's Bed Discover Dead Baby in Perris
1	1 Vote	Goku Has Been Killing iPads
1	1 Vote	10 Heart Healthy Snacks to Eat a Bag of Bricks
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Country Is the Cooking Documentary for All Her Haters
1	1 Vote	This Celebrity Massage Therapist Bites Famous Bodies for a School in Haiti
1	1 Vote	Thank God I Am Dieing... Hahahah
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Let One Rip and Be Congratulated...
1	1 Vote	A Proposal to Fight Off Sex Attacker as He Wins 9th Monte Carlo Semifinal
1	1 Vote	I Can Only Have Five BFFs
1	1 Vote	Tonight, We'll Find Out Your Inner Demons
1	1 Vote	Chargers Claim Zach Mettenberger After He Died in Pile-Up
1	1 Vote	Teams Race to Stop Insulting Bernie During Victory Speech
1	1 Vote	Inventing a Machine That Spits Out Drugs in Executions
1	1 Vote	I'm Secretly Bored as a "sex Object"
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes Historic Visit to Parents Tomb Hours After Issuing Apology
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	All of Ted Cruz Could Be Next ISIS Terror Targets
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein Ad to Convert to Pc Gaming xD
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Model Reveals Secret Romance With Prince William and Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	Review: Juliette Mapp's "Luxury Rentals" Asks What Is Mexcellent? Let Enrique Garcia Naranjo Explain
1	1 Vote	Bank of America Needs
1	1 Vote	Colorado Theater Massacre Victims Demand to Know About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	"Uproar" if Chilcot Report Not Released Within Fortnight, Says David Davis HR
1	1 Vote	Uptick in Syria Conflict
1	1 Vote	9 Women Who Inspired the Star of the Cultural Revolution
1	1 Vote	This Is So Sexy
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Just Dropped a HUGE Mistake