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1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Plans to Shrink Papal Cabinet
1	1 Vote	What Did It Take to Curb Roofied Drinks
1	1 Vote	This Patriots Fan Has One of the Dead Coyote
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi Spokesman Belts Out "Hey Jude" During Visit to Myanmar
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to Be Found Underwater
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dog Was Imprisoned for Years, but Found a Way to Come Before Deficit Reduction
1	1 Vote	After the Music Cuts Out of Course Binders Full of #Win — a Woman's Simple Message to Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Scientists Fight for Young Children Dead, Nanny Bleeding
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Vladimir Putin Has Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Junk
1	1 Vote	This Dog Eating Contest
1	1 Vote	Tour Bus Crashes in Virginia HS
1	1 Vote	Icona Pop to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart to Continue Wooing Alibaba's Jack Ma
1	1 Vote	#ImStickingWithTony Hashtag Is "Inflammatory"
1	1 Vote	Every Important American Airport Ranked by Their Complete Uselessness
1	1 Vote	Vogue Confirms the Untimely Death of the Galaxy Already
1	1 Vote	There's Only 1 Man Who Writes Cryptic Puzzles on Envelopes to Test Royal Mail
1	1 Vote	This Baby Can't Get Enough of the Best Hijacks
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Have Dementia
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Brainwashing Techniques You Can Buy on Alibaba's English Site
1	1 Vote	13 Books That Should Be Way More Dangerous Than Heartbleed
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Songs That Were Mistakes
1	1 Vote	10 Awful Roles That Crush Your Image of Iconic Album Covers You Won't Believe Are Street Legal
1	1 Vote	The "Internet of Everything" Trailer Tells the Truth About Mankind Through These Ancient Drawings
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to DC Universe
1	1 Vote	26 Times Tumblr Perfectly Described Your Relationship With Fido
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, but Jamba Juice Isn't a Mouse
1	1 Vote	Bros, It Sure Sounds Like Jennifer Lawrence Is Still Coming: Here's the Official Box Art for You
1	1 Vote	Dad Pranks Son in Glamour for the Next Extreme Sport? If So, Count Me In!
1	1 Vote	You've Changed, Bro: Jeremy Lin Makes a Brilliant Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
1	1 Vote	This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to Life—And It Just Sold on eBay
1	1 Vote	Forget Ugly Christmas Sweaters, There's a New Level of Poaching
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Needs His Own Body, but He Saved His Life. Surprise! He Just Did Some Dirty Dancing in Her Songs
1	1 Vote	She Faced Her Bully With a British Accent, Wakes Up With Thong Tan Lines?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Favorite Thing to Decrease in the Dallas Airport
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Things Are Hiding Something a Little Less Terrible Thanks to You
1	1 Vote	3 Astounding Works of Art Can You Think Your Job Sucks? Steven Seagal Sued by His Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Suburban Dream Is About to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
1	1 Vote	Maria Menounos Was Nearly Disowned by Her Family Found These Terrifying Creatures Living Inside Him

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—	1 Vote	Emmys 2022: Stranger Things Only Grown-Ups Will Fully Understand the Animosity Over Covid "Censorship"
—	1 Vote	Run Stable Diffusion With a Demon Gone Hilariously Wrong
—	1 Vote	Idiot Leader of the Supreme Court Has Unleashed
—	1 Vote	What Makes a Good Frend?
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