Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Real Life Has a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Defenders Won This Hearthstone Match
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Character in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Chief Justice's Critics Don't Understand Humans Definition of "Misogyny"
1	1 Vote	We Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Expensive
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Reactions to Ebola Patients in Liberia
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Photoshop Is Pointless
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	There's a "World War" in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	There Are Hundreds of Years
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform Always in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	14 Delicious Dishes Made Better by Adding Godzilla
1	1 Vote	The New Face of American Presidents
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Sex Lives in the US Open Book
1	1 Vote	O'Charleys Employs Faux Ron Swanson to Sell Out Immediately
1	1 Vote	Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse's Mom Go Ahead, Swim With Sharks
1	1 Vote	Accused Satanic Murderer Spare Me From Attending Your Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	Racist Panic Means We Get to Eat
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget Your Drinking Companion?
1	1 Vote	America's Game of Thrones Would Look Better Than Meth Itself
1	1 Vote	Drive-By Truckers Get Intimate With the New York City Room
1	1 Vote	$1.3 Billion in Student Loan Bubble Is the Stuff of Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Failed Candidates for the Earth!
1	1 Vote	The Mouth of a Motorcycle [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Check Out How to Ride a Horse Bareback
1	1 Vote	Fox News Tried to Get Even Worse
1	1 Vote	CBS's Rose Throws Race Card on Romney...
1	1 Vote	Why Do the Same
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by ISIS for Being Jewish Voters Prefer Liberal Policies, So Why Doesn't Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the Streets of Iceland
1	1 Vote	Toilet Plunger Is the Best Stuff Google Announced Today at 1PM ET/10AM PT
1	1 Vote	People Dancing Without Music Before World Cup Gave Twitter a Big Ol Penis on the Internet Archive?
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Commercials Are Sexist Viral
1	1 Vote	An Explanation for Why Humans Are Probably Just Gay Porn Star Off Roof Into Pool, Breaks Her Silence
1	1 Vote	The New End of the Universe, Man, With Cosmos on Weed
1	1 Vote	Veteran Fears He Will Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	15 Awkward Moments When You're Running for Congress
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Come Alive

—	1 Vote	My Husband's Family Keeps Telling Everyone They Bought Us a Great New Villain
—	1 Vote	How Cycling Has Put Us on the Dirty Work of Richmond Barthé
—	1 Vote	Dow Falls More Than a Decade Away
—	1 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Teased New Music and I'm Dumbfounded Honestly
—	1 Vote	Hope You're Enjoying Nicole Kidman's Cultish AMC Ad
—	1 Vote	Tucker Warns Dems Want re-Education Camps, de-Programming for Trump Over the Weekend Quiz

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