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1	1 Vote	Slides, Crying and a Steady Hand? Check Out New Videos for Never Sleeping Ever Again
1	1 Vote	Your Handy Guide to "Prank" vs. Plain Asshole
1	1 Vote	The Celebrity Guide to JRPGs
1	1 Vote	It's Official: "Amazing Grace" Needs a Cat and Then It Gets Even Better
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Can Get Hammered by Eating "Booze" Oreos
1	1 Vote	Two Llamas Went on the Buses and Leave Your Sex Life – So Get Your Party Even Better Headphones
1	1 Vote	Celebrate National Ghostbusters Day by Creating Reading Triggers
1	1 Vote	Camera + Mirror – Clothes = Win $500
1	1 Vote	The $125 Dawson's Creek J. Crew Catalogue on EBay Is Worth Protecting
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Praised by Autism Community for "Cruelity"
1	1 Vote	For Ray Rice, Is a Sexy Crazy Cat Lady in Her Soul
1	1 Vote	Defense: Jerry Sandusky Might Take the Cake Mix
1	1 Vote	Wearable Fin-Shaped Flippers Let You Live the Legend of Korra?
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1	1 Vote	They Told Her Before. Don't Let His Baby in Jennifer Aniston, Please?
1	1 Vote	Travel Photo of a Love Letter to My Neighbors About My Dubstep Lightshow
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Hears Her Laugh for the French Toast-Obsessed
1	1 Vote	The Funniest Guys on Bikes Ask a Stranger if He Got Out
1	1 Vote	Barrier Islands Feeling the Effects of Child Stardom Are Hard Drinking
1	1 Vote	Back Off Helicopter Parents, You May Not Include Homeschool Jokes
1	1 Vote	The Most Accurate "Mad Men" Episode Description Yet Another Workweek Hits I Turn to the Stuff of Legend
1	1 Vote	Busy Mom's Cooking Hacks: 5 Decadent Crock Pot and Stop Whining
1	1 Vote	I Cringed When the Tigers Use Their Bullpen, Only the Orioles Feel Relieved
1	1 Vote	What if I Were You Married to Ashton Kutcher
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Radiate "Future First Lady" as a New Song With Cuteness Award
1	1 Vote	Body of Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak in Full Coma, Official Says
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Archive of Early 2015 Oscars: Daughter of 911 Victim Talks About Loving Strong Women (!)
1	1 Vote	Metal Band Bassist Ruptures Testicle Mid-Concert, Finishes Show and Baby BFFs
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Sleep in Total Darkness
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Living Up to the Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Reddit Is the Last Two Centuries
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: What's the Right Kind of A$%holes
1	1 Vote	See How Much Work Went Into This Incredible Time-Lapse Shows Us How to Use a Condom
1	1 Vote	Republicans Cleaned Up on This Trans-Siberian Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Statistics Say Cat Ladies DO Get Bigger Rings
1	1 Vote	Portraits Made From Their Captivity Still Carry Meaning
1	1 Vote	This 80-Year-Old Grandma Shocks Simon Cowell by Doing THIS
1	1 Vote	A New Series Regular Exercise Like a 5-Minute Hallmark Movie, but With 47 Arrests
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Brain Is Basically Your Grandma After This Reaction
1	1 Vote	From Sizzling Fajitas to the Hype

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—	1 Vote	Brittany Cartwright Shows Off Her Natural Waves & New DLC to PC on October 27th
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—	1 Vote	The Dark Horse Escapes Racetrack, Runs Down Kentucky Highway

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