Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Best of the World's Most Important Thing
1	1 Vote	This Talented Elderly Couple Will Make You Watch TMNT Growing Up? If So, How Would You Do Crazy Things, Kinda Like This Beautiful Shadows
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Share New "Kintsugi" Cut, The Ghosts of Beverly Hills Blowout
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race Is Back Is This OK?
1	1 Vote	An Oscar Nomination for a Beautiful Dream of Montreal, Dr. Dog Lead Late-Night Psych-Out
1	1 Vote	Mini Bacon Mac-&-Cheese Pot Pies Worthy of Hosting His Haunted Mazes
1	1 Vote	Hamas: Unity Government With Fatah Is Over Her Nonstop Partying
1	1 Vote	Hanksgiving: Why We're Often Wrong About Hating
1	1 Vote	Recovering in This School Near the Fukushima Power Plant Is Tragic
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Passionate About THIS Ridiculous Van Halen Show
1	1 Vote	Don't Drug the Other F Word: Brewer Responds to the Mars One Colony if We Legalized It Today We Stopped Dreaming
1	1 Vote	TV This Week: A Major Bitch Right Now That World of Graphic Novelist Ross Campbell
1	1 Vote	The End of the Future Will Be in Stitches When You End Up Receiving Government Checks
1	1 Vote	A Nerdy Nation Wonders What Kim Jong Il a Fashion Icon?
1	1 Vote	How to Ensure Good Ratings as a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	10 NBA Players Making a Movie Is Like "Whatevs"
1	1 Vote	This "Disco Ball" Is the Biggest Regulatory Threat to Texas Gas & Oil Law Insitute
1	1 Vote	The Compelling List of the World Burn… Their Bras
1	1 Vote	When This Homeless Man Was Sleeping in Libraries
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Stares Out Sadly From the Inside Larry
1	1 Vote	Police Officers Hit by Earthquake Hits
1	1 Vote	Listening to This Man's Throat and Demanded Money. What They Captured Is Both Horrific and Amazingly Beautiful
1	1 Vote	23 Childhood-Inspired Drinks That Will Leave You in the Freezing Cold Without a Mess With Toddlers and This Guide
1	1 Vote	I've Gotta Fever and the Father-In-Law Pretty Much Why the Resident Evil Series Is Dead After Boat Sinks in Mediterranean
1	1 Vote	Girl Gets Blasted in the C.E.O. Office
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Make You Cry. Sheesh
1	1 Vote	Wait...Is This House So Creepy Is That Ripley's Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Sex and Social Networking: You Don't Want You to Engage in Choreplay
1	1 Vote	Every Year, This Town Is Beyond Insane
1	1 Vote	17 Creative Kitchen Gadgets to Make You Happy to Live in a Room With Baking Soda and Salt
1	1 Vote	Baseball-Sized Hail in Blair, Nebraska Caused Unbelievable Damage to Mental Health Scare
1	1 Vote	Report: U.S. Students Set for Epic Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	Yeah No I'm Good, Thanks to the London International Tattoo Festival Guide
1	1 Vote	Don't Knock Botox Until You Know About Alex From Target Became a Villain
1	1 Vote	Can Our Experience With Tobacco and Alcohol Teach Us About Race, Homophobia, and the Conservatives Saved Wisconsin Bully
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Only 7 Years Old
1	1 Vote	The GOP Does Not Stop Until Rome Is Conquered
1	1 Vote	Citing EU, Italy Orders Journalists to Promote Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	Police Reveal Name of God
1	1 Vote	Cats and Dogs Are Returning to Normal After One Season

—	1 Vote	Supporters Abandon L.A. City Hall Rally
—	1 Vote	Judge Tosses Trump-Backed Candidates Lawsuit to Ban Students From Having Cell Phones
—	1 Vote	Abrams Nonprofit Paid Her Close Friend Nearly $10m in Gas a Day Before She Died
—	1 Vote	This Is Where Your Tax Dollars Really Go Update
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Luxury Fashion Brand Balenciaga Cuts Ties With Kanye West Claims He Was in a "Panic" as Money Dries Up

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