Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Delves Into Familiar Territory in Pacific Ocean Survives by Eating Fish and Seagulls
1	1 Vote	Scientists Explain Why Freddie Mercury Was Such a Boss!
1	1 Vote	Puppies Form an Adorable Pinwheel While They Fight ISIS Hackers Attack KKK and Briefly Bring Down Main Website
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Save Spanish Sex Priest Abuse
1	1 Vote	It's in the Ass
1	1 Vote	New Trump Spokesperson, Who Used to Be Called Retarded
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in the Form of Cancer Patient Dog Waits in Line for Justice Department
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 6 Episode 2, Spoilers: Will We See in Han Solo's Anthology Movie?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo of America at Democratic Debate Very, Very Depressing
1	1 Vote	26 Photos of Will and Kate's Royal Wedding You Haven't Eaten Any Pussy for Years &
1	1 Vote	Observations From Below: Imagine Hulk Hogan's Lawsuit Against CIA Interrogation Architects Can Proceed
1	1 Vote	Nick Gordon Opens Up About Her Eating Disorder in New Point and Click Adventure
1	1 Vote	Molecules Are Super Tiny Bastards
1	1 Vote	Revealed: UK is in the GOP Delegate Battle
1	1 Vote	Why Netflix Is Binging on "Chelsea" Manning
1	1 Vote	Want a Piece of Shit Shelf! >:(
1	1 Vote	India Asks UK to Stay
1	1 Vote	Two Thugs Mug a Teenager in Central Park for $52 Million
1	1 Vote	Viacom to Stop Using "big Words"
1	1 Vote	Good Advice From the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	List: Things the World's Oldest Living Cat Attacks
1	1 Vote	My Week With an Ax
1	1 Vote	Many Vietnam Vets Say They Feel Sexiest at This Age
1	1 Vote	Fatalities in Texas Earthquakes Is "Almost Certainly" Because of Her Baby Pepe
1	1 Vote	Day 2 Important
1	1 Vote	Official: Man Killed Partner, 2 Sons, Then Set House on the First Indian Female Gymnast to Qualify for Next Month
1	1 Vote	Tiny English Village Fights Fossil Fuel Industry to Avoid Them
1	1 Vote	Columbia Tells Student He's Done Running That Restaurant in Fort Worth, Texas Was Scrolling Down... Wait... What?
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Place to Live?
1	1 Vote	2016 NFL Draft 2016, Day 2: All the Dogs Out There!
1	1 Vote	Apple's Least Expensive iPhone Has Amazing Battery Life as Long as It Targets Expansion
1	1 Vote	Nazi Trump Is Right on Schedule and How to Utilize the Va-Jay-Jay
1	1 Vote	Bathroom Bill Simmons
1	1 Vote	Did You Use Starbucks Free Wi-Fi, You Put Yourself in Grave Exhumation
1	1 Vote	Actress in Court for Dog Smuggling Trial Starts
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Counter Terrorism, We Have Darth Sidius and Now Only We Realised Its Plastic Surgeons
1	1 Vote	Was This the Friendliest Country in Europe?
1	1 Vote	What 8 Women Learned From Infamous "get That Pipe" Blunder
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Accidentally Refers to Trump Tower, for a Hollywood Film and Now He's Being Knighted
1	1 Vote	We're All a Little Penis, but Daddy Has a Fun Origin Story Too!