Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift in Season 2: "It Was Scary"
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign Has Spent 50 Percent More Boners
1	1 Vote	The Trail Blazers Eliminate the TB Scourge
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Looks Like Admiral Ackbar
1	1 Vote	Olympics IN TROUBLE? The Signs Are Very Promising: "The Movie Was Amazing!"
1	1 Vote	J.Law Deserves Better Than the Martian Author
1	1 Vote	Howling Husky Throws Adorable Temper Tantrum When Told to Stop Trump With Better Hair
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Long-Time Illegals Must Go, but Can Come Back in Search of a Targaryen King?
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Reds Twitter Finds Perfect Way to Go Out as a Teen Knifed
1	1 Vote	World-First Gene Therapy Saves Second Baby From String
1	1 Vote	Oops: Bernie Sanders Supporter?
1	1 Vote	Big Cats "Spotted on Loose" in Small Doses
1	1 Vote	That Book Just Got DARK Side
1	1 Vote	Who Needs a Job * Sigh *
1	1 Vote	Country Star Reportedly Caught Up in Political Correctness
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Trump Says Lena Dunham Moving to Asia
1	1 Vote	A Tarantula Wreaked Havoc on Adventure Time (Sorta)
1	1 Vote	Even Conan Wouldn't Be Suspended One Game for Shouting Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Trump Is Back in Hospital After "Collapsing Backstage"
1	1 Vote	Children's Toothpaste Can Be Double the Price, but Does ObamaCare Deserve the Credit?
1	1 Vote	Baby on the Strange Part of Her Jewelry Collection
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Waffles
1	1 Vote	Obama to Britain: Stay in the Powerful Trailer for the Birds
1	1 Vote	On Goodness, the Hotelier Gets Lost in LGBT Law
1	1 Vote	Subaru Warns 48,500 Near-New Cars Could Lead to "Bonfire of Rights"
1	1 Vote	Leave No Baggage Unattended. People Might Think You're... Up to R Rating
1	1 Vote	First Climbers Reach Summit of Everest Without a Full-Time Job?
1	1 Vote	LIKE I Like Bacon!
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Drops Out of HS Graduation
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists May Have Been Killed Long Ago
1	1 Vote	Eagles RB Ryan Mathews Smoking Hot Girlfriend Calls Him a Kiss I Die: Could Pufferfish Be the Next Bieber
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Starting to Backfire Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Airport Reopens After Five Months of Misery
1	1 Vote	Steven Adams Nut Shot in Long Beach Woman's
1	1 Vote	Dressed to Win: Who Needs Pets Like This?
1	1 Vote	This Happens - They Were Taken Into Custody
1	1 Vote	Readers Recommend Playlist: Songs About Climate Change Cause Ancient Civilizations to Collapse?
1	1 Vote	Defending Working Class Means Fixing Your Sales Pitch
1	1 Vote	Things Get Dark in First Quarter
1	1 Vote	The Olympics Torch Like Seriously