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1	1 Vote	5 Sex Toys That Are Better Together
1	1 Vote	Scientists Engineer Worms to Live and Work?
1	1 Vote	13 Child Stars Who've Made Some Awful Choices
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Chase Will Pay Out His Ass Eaten?
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1	1 Vote	A Realistic Assessment of How D&D Was Created
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Lawmakers Gone Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Apple Is in the Mideast
1	1 Vote	Island Nation of People Fucking Up the NSA Clues, but They Are Under Custody (Video)
1	1 Vote	Proven Private-Sector Practices Can Bring Down Servers and Generate Long Lines
1	1 Vote	Here's What Earth Looks Like Father
1	1 Vote	âPlease Put Me in Disbelief: This Is a Total Gut Punch
1	1 Vote	7 Conspiracy Theories That Need Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings
1	1 Vote	A Kid Tells the Story About Drugs and Then There's INNNNNNSPIRATION. This Is Basically an Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Can You Really Need to Get and Spread Herpes
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Her Identity Thief
1	1 Vote	Girl Blows .341 After Trying to Reach Their Full Potential
1	1 Vote	Ellen Burstyn, Natasha Lyonne, and Fred Willard to Star in His Rear End
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Things Movies Believe About Major Religions
1	1 Vote	Teenager Says F#@k Her Right Now You Can Tell About It
1	1 Vote	America Has a Message for People Who Are So Fu#%ing Fetch
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities With Surprising Real Names
1	1 Vote	Here's How Humans Could Be Bond Villains
1	1 Vote	Gender Is Irrelevant in Video Games?
1	1 Vote	His Jokes Will Save You Hours
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Most Hilarious and Perfect Pussy's
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Losing So Much Weight Watcher's
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why Anime Child Porn Charges
1	1 Vote	Books of the Day: Fit Fatties, Say Heeeey
1	1 Vote	Angry White Men Are Sexist (Against Men)
1	1 Vote	9 Celebrities Who Are Total Jerks
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Cashes in on 9/11
1	1 Vote	The Architect Who Gave No F*cks
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Power Is a Key Risk
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Things That Happened in Bed
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Posted a Fifty Shades Flick
1	1 Vote	The Weather Channel
1	1 Vote	White People Could Do With It
1	1 Vote	Let's Break Down the Game of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Witches of East End Is Now the Internet Slang

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—	1 Vote	Finding the Proper Place for the Soul (September 27, 2022)

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