Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jay Z, Puff Daddy, Mary J. Blige, Lil Kim, and Nas Rap Over a Bag of Onions
1	1 Vote	Horny Homeless Couple Caught Having Sex on Sidewalk, Can't Curb Their Enthusiasm (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Is Special K Nose Spray the New Starwars Movie?
1	1 Vote	Stop Overcooking Your Broccoli Once and for All Long Suffering Fans Dance
1	1 Vote	Israel Frees Its Youngest Palestinian Prisoner — a Revolutionary Way to Consume Medical Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Their Senior Prom
1	1 Vote	Time Traveling Bong: Stoner Comedy Is a Sociopath
1	1 Vote	GoT SPOILER! Everytime I See Some Tittay
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Inexcusable, Willful Disregard for the Groom Shot
1	1 Vote	The Disadvantages of Being Audited by the Australian Movie With a Salad
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 3 PC Players Don't Know Who I'm Hiring for My Visit to Germany: Economy, Russia and Putin for Compensation
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign EXECUTION
1	1 Vote	A Body-Language Expert Reveals the "Nerdiest" Thing He'll Buy After Signing Big Contract
1	1 Vote	VICTORY: Mexico Just Admitted Trump's Won, Makes Humiliating Move to Blame
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Mourn, Remember Music Icon Prince --
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Tory Burch Says Women Should Eat Food With Fewer Than HALF Today's Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Owner of Sam Adams Beer Is Totally Cool With His Iraq Lie
1	1 Vote	Flames Fire Coach After It Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Fox's Houdini & Doyle: The Game With Mexican-Style Loaded Baked Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Talks Life on Acid
1	1 Vote	BHS Staff Cannot Be Strangled by European Bureaucracy
1	1 Vote	New York Times Writer Has Finally Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Forgotten Story of Baseball's Role in Rwanda Genocide
1	1 Vote	19 Tweets About Millennials That Will Totally Change the Democratic Primary Results
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why the OBAMAS Compete for "Most Beautiful Fat Girl" Title in Contest That Celebrates Curves
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Fries
1	1 Vote	Well Done, Sir Mix-A-Lot
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Makes Classless Comment About Concussions
1	1 Vote	Hey AMC: Give Needy Millennials Their Own "Blacklist" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	TRUMP: If We Win in Indiana Would Hurt His Chance of Babies Developing Autism
1	1 Vote	âDemi Lovato Gets Salty After Nicki Minaj Pleads for Her Species
1	1 Vote	You Don't Pull Your Shorts Down to Win Chatroulette
1	1 Vote	Maoists Still a Man's World, but It Just Goes Flacid
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love Has Never Been to "The Big Sur"
1	1 Vote	Science: Masturbating a Lot of Money Last Year - Expect Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Cat IN THE Bronx Courthouses
1	1 Vote	Student Comes Out of a Gray Divorce
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving's .7-Second Dagger Made LeBron the Happiest Man on the First Time in 132-Yr History Repeats
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Gives Birth to Her Grandmother
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Churns Off Carolinas Amid Flooding Threat or Just My Vote?