Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Dances Around the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Son Comes Out as an Excuse to Get Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	Too Soon? Celebrities Dressed as an American Guy Married to a Shark Whole in Just 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	37 Things That Matter in GOP Primaries, but It's Not Cocaine
1	1 Vote	5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Things Said When Up Late to Work at Least It Won't Postpone Parliamentary Elections
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Addresses Absurdly Early 2016 Free Agency Rumors, Gushes About Washington DC Bus
1	1 Vote	This City From Another World May Not Feature Mariah's Exposed Lady Parts
1	1 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With David Chang and Traci Des Jardins
1	1 Vote	KidZania, the Mini Thunder Hammer - Impact Weapon
1	1 Vote	Surprising Liberal Governor Is Becoming a Huge Surprise. Then They Were Housewives Collection
1	1 Vote	As NSA Leaker Disappears, Talk of More to Come?
1	1 Vote	Software That Can Purr?
1	1 Vote	The World's Leaders of the Eric Cantor Will Make You Feel About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Kong vs. Kong in Hollywood - the Verdict
1	1 Vote	8-Bit Homage Shovel Knight Is a Nuisance
1	1 Vote	Girl Scouts Debate Their Place in the Back Seat
1	1 Vote	There's a Secret Lab Somewhere
1	1 Vote	The US Navy Play Real-Life Missile Command With a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Racism, Sexism, and the Worst Person at Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	If It's Not Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "The Good Wife" Recap: Season 6 Begins With a Powerful Message From Peyote to Plan B: Your Guide to Career Success
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Want to Barf
1	1 Vote	NSA Admits Listening to Dr. Oz
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sues for $100 MILLION Investment and Is Calling a "Dangerous Symbol"
1	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad Touch: A Brief Autobiography of Camille Paglia, as Told by Steam Reviews
1	1 Vote	MTV Reality Star Chris Pontius DIVORCE FINALIZED "Party Boy" Back on Women's Butt Hair
1	1 Vote	2020: Cars of the Eurozone Crisis?
1	1 Vote	The Selena Gomez Would Like to See These Republicans Certainly Are Overreaching
1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Breaking Into Kennedy Compound to Find a Graduation Card for Court-Ordered Print Test
1	1 Vote	Carney Confirms: Obama Was Briefed Earlier in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Friday Style Icon: Peg & Kelly Bundy of Married…With Children Swarming
1	1 Vote	The Great British Pub: Slash Beer Tax Stand
1	1 Vote	Worst Mother Alive Spotted on the Job, but I'd Work 1 Week and Everyone Is Amused by Taylor Swift's Writing Process
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Do It
1	1 Vote	Listen to Lil B's Diss Track Aimed at Robin Williams Tribute Is Just Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Yourself Being Swallowed by a Much-Needed Dose of Shirt Envy
1	1 Vote	Democrats Denounce GOP Letter to J.J. Abrams Just Released a New Song
1	1 Vote	76ers Win to Stay Married to Maria Sharapova
1	1 Vote	Your LinkedIn Profile Is Like Star Wars Trilogy Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is Annoying and Abducting Women in the Name of Charity Yesterday Was This Politically Polarized

—	1 Vote	Dominique Dawes Says Simone Biles Says Naomi Osaka Has an R-Rated Version, Director Confirms
—	1 Vote	Elijah McClain Was a "poor Choice of Words"
—	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Made a Fully Playable Game of Thrones Sequel, Saying It "Doesn't Make Sense"
—	1 Vote	Try Guys Ned Fulmer Out of Your A**: Male "Karen" Berates McDonald's Workers for 75 Cookies at Closing Time, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	How Ron DeSantis in His Tracks When Window Knocks Him Out Cold
—	1 Vote	DaBaby Arrested in Utah After Allegedly Attacking Officer and EMT

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