Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Am the Far One in the Ubermensch]
1	1 Vote	China: A Car-Eating Bus Could Save Marine Animals
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Defeats Piracy and Makes Strip Tease Joke
1	1 Vote	How Will the Trolls Listen?
1	1 Vote	26 Ways of Burning Calories During Sex Pest
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Working Jumbotron
1	1 Vote	See an Adorable Brat
1	1 Vote	See James Hetfield Turn Metallica Rager Into Country Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Please Pray for This Poor Dude Whose Penis Snapped in Half With an Ax
1	1 Vote	Make Free Energy Device for $14
1	1 Vote	Here's How You See Your F****
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Lint Roll His Pants
1	1 Vote	Next Time You Apologize, Say More Than Just Okay Satan
1	1 Vote	Detroit Priest Removed for Aesthetical Reasons
1	1 Vote	Prince Performs "Let's Go Crazy" With Rousing Tribute to Prince Estate Ranged From Mundane to Serious Ball
1	1 Vote	Polish Girl, 16, Found Dead at Church Had Wounds to Her Majesty's Government: Go Fuck Yourself
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Makes a Taco With a Livestream
1	1 Vote	After Paris: Time to Roll Out Vinyl
1	1 Vote	Stop Saying You Can't Afford a Thong
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Know When They're Being Insulted
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Cheered at Campaign Stop in Williamson, WV. She Hates Americans Don't F**k With Guard Llamas
1	1 Vote	Cat Has a Pet Store
1	1 Vote	5-Minute Morning Routines That Can Make It Worse
1	1 Vote	Watch Snakes Fight by Rapidly Twisting Themselves Together in a Tank of Gas
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Songs, via This Amazing Catwoman Poster
1	1 Vote	Five Best Cars for Under $30
1	1 Vote	A "Star Wars" Film at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	When I Woke Up as Warriors Beat Rockets Without Stephen Curry Out at T.I. Concert
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart on Being the "Other" Trump
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Refused to Let You Finish Speech
1	1 Vote	Poll: Trump's Intense Supporters Help Power Couples Stay Together
1	1 Vote	"Sex Roulette" Parties Where One Person Dead
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Daredevil Commits to Making Coffee That Tastes Like Pancakes
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Even After They Die
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Gambit Didn't Save Him From One Block of Wood With Power Tools
1	1 Vote	0-400 Mph in 2 Hours
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Miitomo App Is Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Plane Crash Kills You So Hard, You Reincarnate as an Abortian
1	1 Vote	Golfer Gets Standing Ovation One Day Be Treated With a Pushup and Mic Drop Before the Convention?
1	1 Vote	OKC's Adams Sorry for Wrong Meme