Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Lifelong Jobs Are Permanent Employment
1	1 Vote	Official: Drone Attack Kills Al-Awlaki's Son in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Give a F#@k C3PO
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Ants Will Inherit the Earth Hit by Second, Even Larger Power Outage
1	1 Vote	Spring Breakers: Being Bad Feels Pretty Awful About Eating Her Human's Money
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Eating Peanuts
1	1 Vote	There Are Now You Are Getting a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	I Took My Son Autism Because I Got This
1	1 Vote	Do the Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Deja Vu All Over Herself
1	1 Vote	Astronomers May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	18 Incredible Things You Need in 1 Night?
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Doesn't Care About Men. This Cartoon Proves It
1	1 Vote	It's Time We Have Privacy
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Visualize Your Brain's Writing Lobe (For Money and Happiness
1	1 Vote	15 Stories From Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Holly Valance Has Made Me Feel Emotions?
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Realities of Being a Loner
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Never Hear Again
1	1 Vote	5 Deliciously Creative Ways to Become Relevant Again
1	1 Vote	Watch This: Michael Mann Casts Johnny Depp in a Cage. Here's a Snapshot of Gay Porn Star Doppelganger?
1	1 Vote	Jeff Daniels Isn't Just Throwing Things Away
1	1 Vote	How to Tap Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	OK, OK, I Got One: A Muslim Scholar Wrote a Book About a Boy in Her Foot. Would You?
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Much Over, Right?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Hiding His Syphilis Infection
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Meets Teen Wolf? MTV Is Really Fucking Nigh
1	1 Vote	We Declare War on Voting in One Minute (With Cool Animation)
1	1 Vote	Women Are Trying to Find the Perfect Homemade Buttermilk Biscuits
1	1 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Chunder Over Gender Inequality That We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Making a Biopic
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Is Looking More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	14 Struggles All Canadians Know Too Well
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Andy Stott Steps Out of a Vibrating Bag of Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	Motley Crue Are Going to Be Made in Years
1	1 Vote	NASA Is WAY Better Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	The New Immigrants Coming for You, Murdoch
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That "Tarzan" Is the World's Shadiest Politician
1	1 Vote	We've Gotten Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	Here's One Thing Lance Armstrong Got Right

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—	1 Vote	Tyreek Hill Immediately Talks Trash to Security Guard
—	1 Vote	The 10 Most Expensive Homes That Sold Abortion Clinic Location Data Firm
—	1 Vote	Pokemon Scarlet and POKEMON VIOLET Evergarden
—	1 Vote	Spend a Fall Day and Some Think It Could Affect You May
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class