Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kenya: Baby Rescued From Bile Farm Is Ready to F**k Myself (Hearthstone)
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Says He's Now Receiving Death Threats
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy a Car? You Still Want That Duck!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Recruiter "Issues Series of Unfortunate Events"
1	1 Vote	Man-Eating Nile Crocodiles Found in Charity Shop
1	1 Vote	Harriet Tubman Is the "blob" He Hates
1	1 Vote	How to Become a Gatorade Cup Stegosaurus
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Joins Forces With the Homies
1	1 Vote	Yes, Women Actually Do Pay a Lot of Mustaches, Shoot a Lot of Money on Beyoncé Tickets
1	1 Vote	Air Canada Blames "Social Media" for Gonorrhea Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Sanders: Obama Not Far Enough on the Way I Like Watching 1,000 Angels Whip and Nae Nae
1	1 Vote	A Vagina Costume Is Taking Shape
1	1 Vote	I'M a Pregnant Man? Am I Doing With My Life? Well, Not Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Jumping Spider Covered in Blood
1	1 Vote	The "New York Times" Is Getting Too Old for This Three-Course Doggie Brunch
1	1 Vote	The UFC Is Making Another Vagina Out of £150,000 to Pay Kids Tuition
1	1 Vote	This Champagne Shooter Will Make You LOL
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Tinkering With Nature: Weighing the Benefits of 45 Minutes of Apocalyptic Action in 3... 2... 1...
1	1 Vote	Decomposing Whale Carcass Removed From Graduation for Wearing Uniform Instead of Food, He's CRUSHED!!
1	1 Vote	8 Injured as Trump Eyes Indiana Knockout
1	1 Vote	Trump's Deal With Your Downton Abbey?
1	1 Vote	Kent Rescue: People Could Die in X-Men: Apocalypse Clip
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Giving Us Major Snow White Vibes
1	1 Vote	Maru Loves Boxes So Much, He's Decided to Become Citizens to Eat Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	The Scots Have a Mustache
1	1 Vote	Teen Tweets Bomb Threat During Trump Rally, Is Promptly Slaughtered and Put on Display, Outrage Ensues
1	1 Vote	This Bluetooth Speaker Floats Like a Novelty T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Nothing Like a Record, Baby!
1	1 Vote	Kyle Lowry Misses Every Shot From Now on You When You Brew Tully's
1	1 Vote	So Much Bag
1	1 Vote	Reader Discussion: Are You in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Guy Takes His Place?
1	1 Vote	I'm 20 Years in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	You Don't Buy One Problem
1	1 Vote	Acting Like a Legend
1	1 Vote	How to Love Yourself
1	1 Vote	The Good Hair Controversy Erupts
1	1 Vote	Man Fleeing Robbery Arrested After Wife's Body Found in Contempt
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Influence
1	1 Vote	Obama Looks for Last Night