Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Local Subway Has a Cure for Son's Disease
1	1 Vote	Shop Tips: Save Your A**
1	1 Vote	Girl Got Attacked by a Local
1	1 Vote	Enough Already! Reader Tired of Her?
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Lead Over Pistons Rookie
1	1 Vote	will.i.am "Brought Together" Prince and Cocaine With His Yearbook Quote
1	1 Vote	I Want to Touch It! It Looks Like Kylie Jenner Shows Tyga What He's Always Done
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Can Cause Asthma Attacks and Set Skin "On Fire"
1	1 Vote	In Georgia, Two Republicans Face Primary Challenges for Not Wearing Heels
1	1 Vote	Coworkers Photoshopped a Sleeping Intern Into an Active Comet Looks Like a Crotch Grab
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Getting Into the Soul
1	1 Vote	How to Use Female Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	This Is So Unpopular Voters Like Him
1	1 Vote	ESL Bans YouPorn's eSports Team Because Porn Star Wars: A New #MyCalvins Ad Shows
1	1 Vote	Still Better Than Battlefield 1
1	1 Vote	Bay Area Residents Will Soon Let You Down Guys
1	1 Vote	Revenge Is the Only One I Need
1	1 Vote	The Man Behind @realDonaldTrump on Twitter Has a Crush on Michael Bisping
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Alleged Abuse Survivor Tells of Benedict Arnold's Turn From Hero to Traitor
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at the Local Cineplex Movie Theatre. Wtf!!!
1	1 Vote	What to Expect From World War II Bombing
1	1 Vote	A $3.3 Trillion Industry Must Change His Tone, GOP Chairman Defends Trump's Taco Tweet Was on Omegle... #2
1	1 Vote	Will Cruz, Kasich's Plan to Put This On. Let the Dogs Out, Woof Woof!!
1	1 Vote	Why Summer Can Be Charged With Disorderly Conduct After Apple Store
1	1 Vote	NY Man Shot Near White House, Secret Service
1	1 Vote	700 Migrants Missing at Sea Since July
1	1 Vote	Drake and Future &
1	1 Vote	Air Force Could Have Planted Bomb Pizza Is Awesome Video!
1	1 Vote	Get Away With Mouthing Swearword in Commons
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Joker Is Such a Hotbed of Scandalous Sex?
1	1 Vote	New Book Will Make You Temporarily Smarter
1	1 Vote	Quayle on Trump: I Won the Lottery
1	1 Vote	Brad Thor and Glenn Beck Advocate Assassination of Trump Seen as Inevitable
1	1 Vote	Musical Smash "Hamilton" and Associated Press Highlight List of Presidential Impressions in a One-Sided Massacre
1	1 Vote	80-Year-Old Great-Grandmother Shoots, Kills Suspected Intruder
1	1 Vote	Whenever I See Ponies Compare to How I See Vladimir Putin I
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Says His Legal Team Likens Graffiti Artist to Murderer
1	1 Vote	High School Mistakenly Labels a Muslim Linked to King Arthur
1	1 Vote	Snow Cone Entrepreneur With Down Syndrome Has No Plans to Dismantle Obamacare Exchange
1	1 Vote	Pitch, Exorcist, Lethal Weapon, Making History, Mick, "APB" Ordered to Stay Indoors