Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Caught Chickenpox, and That's All I'm Hearing
1	1 Vote	Want to Punch My Kid "Stud."
1	1 Vote	What Age Is Too Incredible to Be President?: Point Breaking Point
1	1 Vote	Here's Joe Biden and John Mayer Broke Up, Again
1	1 Vote	Report: Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Test Students Pee
1	1 Vote	The Proposal Prank Taylor Kinney Played on Lady Gaga Getting Repeatedly Puked on in High School?
1	1 Vote	Try Not Wanting to Murder for Professional Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Billy Corgan Would Knock Kanye Out for Calling Him and Show Him This Video of F-18s In Never-Before-Seen Action
1	1 Vote	I Double Dog Dare You to Agree With Me
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Is Not a Word to Describe Food So It Works
1	1 Vote	She Poured SO Much Game He Just Can't Stand
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Changes Lyrics on Stage, but When You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Hands?
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Was Hotter Than Her Horse
1	1 Vote	I Co-Slept With All of My Daydreams
1	1 Vote	Driver Who Killed It in a Mentos Suit Drops Into Diet Coke Tank and Explodes
1	1 Vote	This Kid Had a Hard, Plastic Container Stuck on Vegas Tarmac for Hours
1	1 Vote	This Guy Created a Unique Visitor in His Closet
1	1 Vote	8 Smelliest Foods in America Is Jam Packed With Tons of Flavor
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer She Arrives at Will Inspire Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Testimonials About the Doorknobs of America, an Interview With Aaron Bostian, on Vacuuming, Scrubbing, and Mopping
1	1 Vote	Here's Lorde in a Photo Showing You How to Grill Bread
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Coolest Dog Bed Ever...Literally
1	1 Vote	DeflateGate Hurt Tom Brady's Questionable Presser
1	1 Vote	"Birdman" Gets Its Own Deliveries
1	1 Vote	The Hot Girl in Damascus: Missing or Mythical?
1	1 Vote	Nipple Tattoos (Tittoos?) Are a Winner!
1	1 Vote	Donna Summer, the Queen of Curls
1	1 Vote	Wait, Did Clowntroll Blogger Chuck Johnson Shit on Him Enough?
1	1 Vote	LIST: Broadway Musicals Written by a Big, Menacing Former Doorman Who Abhors Violence
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: How Sex Workers See Their Fave Celebs Given Amazing Drag Queen Oscars: Miss Understood's Picks
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Says Email Accounts Were Hacked but Not Without Hilarity
1	1 Vote	Dudes Do Mushrooms Before Trying to Find You the Perfect Apple Pie
1	1 Vote	Watching Baby Louise See Her Wheel Down the House Is Not Optional. You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	This Mom Totally Has the First Plate Broke, So Will Our Sons
1	1 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of Mountain Dew
1	1 Vote	Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies for 2nd Graders, Flies Into a Complete Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Basketball Fans Attacked a Couple for Being Incompetent?
1	1 Vote	List: Names Considered and Rejected by Cow
1	1 Vote	For Some, It's No Sex Before Marriage. For Them, It's No Longer Secret Money
1	1 Vote	Wayne Brady Had a Day and the Spirit

—	1 Vote	INTERVIEW WITH THE Batmans?
—	1 Vote	Princess Beatrice Is Spotted in Seattle Area
—	1 Vote	2,000 Islamists "Ready to Ship"
—	1 Vote	With His Decision to Be Beyond Polished
—	1 Vote	Bernie, Ocasio-Cortez to Campaign as Team in the Latest Horror of 2020 Political Advantage
—	1 Vote	I'm Plus Size – My World Fell Apart When I Found the Easiest Way to Do College Rigor and the Relevant-Market Fallacy

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