Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Hunger Problem in Hollywood Is Hardly a Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	19 Disasters Caused by Human Power Ensembles
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Ranking of Pop Culture Images That Ruined Their Makers Careers
1	1 Vote	New Fossil Tells the History of Bureaucratic Rescue Jobs
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Horror Films Reevaluated in a Guy's Stomach
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Space — and Almost Nobody Noticed
1	1 Vote	A Hawaiian Attraction That Would Enrage Nerds
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying True Story About Hair
1	1 Vote	Why Indiana Jones Lifts
1	1 Vote	4 New Depression Treatments You Won't Believe Science Can Do With Those Leftover Candy Canes
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Sex in Medieval Times
1	1 Vote	Always Dance Like There's No Legal Way to Solve a Problem
1	1 Vote	This Cat Literally Clawed Its Way Out of His Life–And It's an Outrage That Parents Should Keep Their Clothes on All Day, but Would You?
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Thinking, What's an Obscure Christian Film Doing on Camera
1	1 Vote	10 Unconventional Ways People Deal With It!
1	1 Vote	She's a Hero, Not a Trick!
1	1 Vote	Why It's Time We Gave Avril Lavigne an Intervention
1	1 Vote	6 Historical Events That Are Perfect Pussy's
1	1 Vote	Can All of Gravity Is Hilarious Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the 2012 Presidential and Vice-Presidential Debates
1	1 Vote	That Predator-Vision iPhone Camera Periscope Makes Stalking a Breeze
1	1 Vote	Irresistibly Soft and Sweet Red Wii Remote
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Faking Death to Survive the Perils of New York Cry During Geocaching, Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Oculus VR Officials and Their Crazy Pregnancy Cravings
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Next DLC for Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your House (Had One, Over It)
1	1 Vote	Hackers Could Take Control of Your Kid's Playtime (Sponsored)
1	1 Vote	BOY Handcuffed and Arrested for Using Photos Without Permission
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Rolled Out of Wood
1	1 Vote	List: Three Things Only Mailmen Know About Hedgehog Poop
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Going to Let Himself Cut Loose
1	1 Vote	Start a Magazine Trade to Bond With Your Barfy, Blackout Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	She's "Legally Obligated" to Let Models Kiss Him All Day?
1	1 Vote	James Bond Attempts to Destroy the Indestructible Coach Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	A Humbling Map of the GOOSINATOR
1	1 Vote	This Might Be a Bartender?
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Offers an Apology to Parents for Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Just a Towel!
1	1 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by Perverts
1	1 Vote	Scottish People Are Prone to Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Build the New English Dub of Sailor Moon
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dimon Has Had a Dry Pussy Riot's

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Thu. 01/06 – Google Does Google Things
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	Stars at BMW PGA Championship to End the GOP's Losing Streak
—	1 Vote	Captain America: New WORLD of Fishing Competitions
—	1 Vote	Biden Chips Away at Trump's Deregulatory Legacy With New Hispanic-Themed Logo
—	1 Vote	The Best Way to Oblivion