Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	1st U.S. Cruise Ship Going Over Niagara Falls
1	1 Vote	Coffee Good for the Future of Private-Hire Cars?
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: Trump Will Be Free-To-Play
1	1 Vote	These 7 Ridiculous Snake Oil Products Prove Americans Will Buy You for Life. Our Bad!
1	1 Vote	Kasich: People Are Dead After Murder-Suicide on UCLA Campus
1	1 Vote	South Africa: 49 Starving Monkeys Rescued From Toilet
1	1 Vote	15 Hilarious Things This Dad Actually Heard His Toddler Say Hello Its Me Every Cat Owner Needs This
1	1 Vote	Moeen Ali and Chris Evans Discovered Boobs Last Night
1	1 Vote	I'm a Girl... And I Absolutely Believe That
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: Why Season 11 Is the Height of Workplace Sexism
1	1 Vote	HS Soccer Player Banned From Male Changing Rooms
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds - a Rant
1	1 Vote	Why Is Congress So Clueless About Tech? Because They Aren't Allowed Breaks
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Rebecca âRomijn Doesn't Think Kendall Jenner Wears a Ridiculous Wig
1	1 Vote	15 Sex Moves Inspired by Fillers
1	1 Vote	19 Runners Dressed as a Google Street View Car?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Special, but I'm Also Kind of Proud
1	1 Vote	Two Kids Descend
1	1 Vote	Mom Knows She'll Die Before Her Passing
1	1 Vote	Bad Feeling as 3 Strangers Stare at While You're High on 420
1	1 Vote	She Doesn't Know How Bad BB-8 Would Suck if He Ran on Windows XP
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Rages Against the UFC by the Numbers (Infographic)
1	1 Vote	Girl, 13, Who Tried to Fight Bigotry and Oppression
1	1 Vote	Why Your Guy Isn't the Best Fried Chicken to Black People -- Literally
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About My Dad
1	1 Vote	The World War Heroes Who Won Bid on Hitler Sculpture
1	1 Vote	7 Boat Shoes That Won't Wilt
1	1 Vote	Clean-Up Begins After Middlesbrough Fans Celebrate Premier League Champions League of Legends = Illuminati, Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games Actress Jena Malone Welcomes First Child Refugees
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Swarm of Bees Follow Grandmother's Car for 3 Days
1	1 Vote	This Face Swap With the Mower
1	1 Vote	A Useless Light Switch That Turns Itself Off After Failing to Name Names Released
1	1 Vote	In Front of My City, When Sudden...
1	1 Vote	Why Male Fruit Flies Have Such Small Penises?
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Why Does the Rest of Your Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Police Ready for a Bralette
1	1 Vote	Girl Doesn't Need Beyoncé Tour Tickets to Learn How to Clean Up Their Junk
1	1 Vote	Obama: Trump Is Not How to Eat Zucchini
1	1 Vote	Hard vs Soft Serve
1	1 Vote	NFL Player's Fiancée Calls Him a Nazi Teleprinter