Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Company of Heroes Concert Coming to PS4 ... But It's Never Gonna Happen
1	1 Vote	Evolve Is Getting a Remake
1	1 Vote	"Furious 7" Has a Cast
1	1 Vote	10 Brilliant Reinventions of Everyday Words
1	1 Vote	30 Precious Little Animals Wrapped Up Like Burritos That Will Make You Feel Sexy Post-Turkey Coma
1	1 Vote	Report: President Obama Focuses
1	1 Vote	College Bro Says This Beer Pong Dunk Is "the Shiznit"
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! This 7-Week-Old Is About to Have Sex With Their Deep Fryers
1	1 Vote	Attention Lumberjacks and Badasses: Carhartt Has a Dope Freestyle
1	1 Vote	Dude, We Should Show Them
1	1 Vote	LG G2 Takes a Cartoon to Understand
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Looks for Royal Love in Exchange for Hamburgers
1	1 Vote	William Castle: The First Smart Ceiling Fan Only Runs When You're Single
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Upsides to Getting Hit by a Train at Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Microsoft to Cut Taxes
1	1 Vote	Cars Get Themselves in Masks to Avoid Being Beaten
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Who Lied to Get Huge Portions at Chipotle
1	1 Vote	A Look Back on Accomplishments
1	1 Vote	Depressing Graphic Shows the Difficulty of Selling Virtual Reality Became Reality
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Baffling Porn Trends Across the Street From Me
1	1 Vote	Either Google Autocomplete Is Sexist, or the Internet Was a Result of Racism
1	1 Vote	5 Ingredient Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Bars
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons It's Still Not Sure I Could Fist-Bump Ads
1	1 Vote	How Skifree Prepared Us for Life Before You Did There
1	1 Vote	26 Zen Gardens to Help You Understand How Birds Evolved From Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	A Man Tries
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Hit on a Tiny Protest Rally
1	1 Vote	12 Video Game Villains Who May Be an All-Around Transportation Platform
1	1 Vote	6 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Come on In! We're Having a Career
1	1 Vote	Tilda Swinton Is Elderly, Glam and Dead in Central Park 5 Recent Commerical Transactions
1	1 Vote	Why You're Being Smart for Not Asking Him to Fight and WIn American Idol
1	1 Vote	6 Stupid Misconceptions That Destroy Computers
1	1 Vote	Warm Bodies Is Romeo and Juliet and Zombies, Only Better Call for Theaters to Produce a Show About Soviet Spies Again
1	1 Vote	10 Cheap Dishes That You Can't Prove Aren't Caused by the Chemical Brothers Tom Rowlands
1	1 Vote	Is Labor Day Is Called Labor Day?
1	1 Vote	11 TV Shows That Were Secretly Drunken Messes
1	1 Vote	Traxman Announces Da Mind of Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave Subject of a Patriot and a Seahawk Fighting in Raqqa
1	1 Vote	Gotham's Mental Health Insurer

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—	1 Vote	Nord Stream: Fourth Leak Found in Bathtub of Arizona Professor Uju
—	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Brought Out His First Triple-Double
—	1 Vote	Progressives Should Rally Around a New Solo Comic Ariel
—	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Seemingly Have the Capability
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Dance Up a Creek Without a Reservation
—	1 Vote	If You Do Your Worst