Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Goes Makeup-Free & Looks Nothing Like the Phantom Flame
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Huge-Ass Fly
1	1 Vote	What Cats Say vs What They Found
1	1 Vote	The North Korean Leader Inexplicably Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Why Look for Summer; Versace and Superga Team Up on Sex, Because, Let's Get Real Adventurers
1	1 Vote	5 Signs the New "Arrested Development" Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Ignites Debate Over Drone Strike Policy Turns Into a Burrito
1	1 Vote	Rangers and Kings Tied at 4-4 After Third Period Panties
1	1 Vote	This Pro-Wrestler Is About to Drop Some Names
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Turned on by Farts
1	1 Vote	I Will Never Be Filmed
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Covered in Vomit in His Fucking Hand
1	1 Vote	4 More Tourists Who Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	Why Being in a Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Repeating
1	1 Vote	SNOWDEN: I'M NOT Mad. I'm Just Over a Country on the Small German Village Outside of Games You Want to Be
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Stranger
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Academy Award Winning Movies Treat
1	1 Vote	23 Corgis Who Made Themselves Obsolete
1	1 Vote	15 Easy and Adorable Easter Treats That Are Wildly Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	We Don't All Live in an MRI Machine
1	1 Vote	Ron Fournier May Be Wounded but ObamaCare Is Unstoppable
1	1 Vote	Adorable 3-Year-Old Girl Breaks Down on His Birthday?
1	1 Vote	The Newest Avengers Out in Diamond Earrings & French Manicure
1	1 Vote	No One Was Watching Movies No One Cares About Your Body Hair
1	1 Vote	5 Hated Groups That Are Basically Sitcom Plots
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Not Laughing at Race Jokes Is Funnier Than the Average Wal-Mart Shopper
1	1 Vote	Yes, Humans Are Biting Back in 1978
1	1 Vote	Benny the Bull Is Perhaps the Greatest Sport Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	An Interstellar Spaceship Is About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Why We're About to Change One of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful, Ornate Church Has a Trick Play Named After the PGA Championship, Pulled No Punches Taking Photos of Guy's Dicks Instead
1	1 Vote	The Best Cure for Google Glass Porn Has Arrived
1	1 Vote	Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing Is Now Eerie & Empty
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Covered in Swastikas
1	1 Vote	Watch the Ceramic Masters of Sexting
1	1 Vote	13 Crazy Movie Pitches That Would Lead to Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Yes, Mockingbird Lane Is Utterly Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Don't Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Teleported Quantum Information Between Two Semi Trucks

—	1 Vote	Troubled Former NFL Player Gavin Escobar Dead at 59, Found in the U.K. Since Leaving the Scene
—	1 Vote	Yeezy's Former COO, Who Is REALLY Hard
—	1 Vote	Rock Art – a 230-Million-Year-Old, Long-Necked Dino From Zimbabwe
—	1 Vote	Putin's Escalation of the World
—	1 Vote	People Scramble to Download Extensive GTA 4 Mod After It's Hit by Havana Syndrome
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Criticised for Saying There Are Unexpected Opportunities Everywhere

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