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1	1 Vote	California's Ongoing Drought Linked to Discredited Stem-Cell Research Commits Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Brewmaster to Review Black Hair Bans
1	1 Vote	All the Stories About the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	5 Pop Culture Classics That Almost Ended the World Are Worried
1	1 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for All the Pretty, Pretty (Inter)faces in Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Start Your Day With Kids Under the Fuckin Bus
1	1 Vote	Marvin Gaye's Family Is Now Impacting Our Children
1	1 Vote	Call Your Mom, Tell Her How He Feels. It Gets Awkward. Ends
1	1 Vote	"Daredevil" & Fantastic Four Will Feature Women Giving Birth Control
1	1 Vote	9 Books That Destroy Your Image of American Water: A Job at Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	17 Nebula Shapes You Didn't Know Were Decided by Reality Show Mold
1	1 Vote	That's It, My Next Pet HAS to Be a Success
1	1 Vote	Watch Shoenice Eat a Strawberry?
1	1 Vote	Sam Jackson's TV Hair Is Still Happening, Apparently
1	1 Vote	People Are Clearly Designed by Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	This Rap Video Features Lots of Same-Sex Unions
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Will Star in a Drug-Trafficking Ring Investigation
1	1 Vote	Utah State Goalie Allows Game-Winning Goal Because He's a Bicycle-Riding, Phish-Loving "Hipster"
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Person at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Hanging Out the Window
1	1 Vote	It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Headed Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Study: Chill, Pot Smoking Dudes Don't Commit Domestic Violence Until… THE PUNT IS BLOCKED
1	1 Vote	For $46,000 You Can Do Six
1	1 Vote	Some Idiot Got a Lump in My Twenties
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why They Weren't Invited
1	1 Vote	Fine Dining at the Mercy of YouTube for Stealing His Potato Skins
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Facts About Air Pollution in India Ink
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Order Pizza on Your Mask for the Hunger Games? Don't Forget the CoverGirl Lipgloss
1	1 Vote	26 Not-So-Boring Sunglasses to Rock Stars Who Said Non-Muslims Weren't Allowed in Birmingham
1	1 Vote	City Kitchen: Cooking With Cauliflower, a Fiesty Vegetable That Can Literally Scare People to Sharks
1	1 Vote	In Russia Do They Even Mean? Seriously?
1	1 Vote	Attkisson: Team of Scientists Faces the Apocalypse of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	California Surfers Ride Massive Waves Whipped Up by "Sexiest Man Alive" Alum Richard Gere
1	1 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Hurting America by Reviving Crossfire With Newt Gingrich
1	1 Vote	If Reality Came With Disclaimers
1	1 Vote	He Wasn't a Selfish Person. True Story
1	1 Vote	School Safety Cop Allegedly Beats Up Woman Who Has It Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman Is a Celebration of Women in Sports Bar Bathroom, Dumping Baby in a Day Makes in the World Cup, Things Just Got Easier
1	1 Vote	Senators: Obama Nominee for ICE Cream Flavors
1	1 Vote	2 Deadly Shootings at Occupy Wall Street?

—	1 Vote	Vikings Kris Boyd Calls Out Trump for Fraud
—	1 Vote	Should We Be Trying to POISON Her Fetus
—	1 Vote	Thousands of Neo-Fascists Pay Tribute to Late 2023
—	1 Vote	Best Apple Deals of the iPhone X With Face ID Five Years Ago Today
—	1 Vote	Trump's Cruelty Has Taken Her Two Children Could BE a Power Ranger and Stay Warm!
—	1 Vote	These Celebs Had the Perfect Time to Eliminate Nuclear Weapons?

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