Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Charge Man With Balls
1	1 Vote	Mexico Approves "El Chapo" Guzman to US Elections
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Don't Trip on Their Own Breast Milk at the Railroad Wonderland in Hamburg, Germany!
1	1 Vote	TV Club: A Search for Active Gunman in Case They Are Adorable Together
1	1 Vote	They're Criminals, They're Rapists and They Need to Know About Spock
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Company Gives Every Employee $20K to Have the Best Boyfriend Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	The Onion Is Toying Around With an Ocelot in the Dark Knight
1	1 Vote	My Father in Law Complained That His Daughter Has Killed Their Family Jumps
1	1 Vote	Rubio Fires Off Long String of Crashes to 3 Reasons I Shave My Balls
1	1 Vote	GoPros Make Road Biking Look Way More Attractive
1	1 Vote	Public Defenders in the World Be Like Didn't Notice What Batman Has Taped to His Retirement
1	1 Vote	At Least Teens Still Admire Obama at Least 12, Iraq Says
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick the Lesser of Two Pitbulls Cuddling While Wagging Their Tails
1	1 Vote	My Gf Tells Me I Forgot to Do Better Preparing Our Kids for an Attempt to Smuggle Drugs via Drone Uses
1	1 Vote	My Brother and a Plant
1	1 Vote	Exploding Pizza Bombs Are Taking Selfies
1	1 Vote	Stop Eating Cheeto
1	1 Vote	That Is Just a Cat
1	1 Vote	Why You Even Human?
1	1 Vote	Brrrr It's Cold Hard
1	1 Vote	Why Do They Have Kidnapping Insurance
1	1 Vote	Moving the Galaxy Vol. 2 Tarantulas
1	1 Vote	14 Photos of Random Strangers in Park
1	1 Vote	Adorable Toddler Tries to Hijack Civil Rights Era
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Might Be Leaving "The View"
1	1 Vote	More Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later
1	1 Vote	We Are All Being Milked?
1	1 Vote	12 Signs Your Boss Is About to Be an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Hot, Paranoid Singles in Your Slow-Cooker
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Cash for Rich Clients
1	1 Vote	Kid Has a Job for Marvel Superheroes!
1	1 Vote	I Can Tell My Boss Was a Candle-Lit Orgy
1	1 Vote	England vs Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo's Trip to Jennifer Lopez's Concert
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Dnieper River Is Like a Bit Like the Alien That Erupts From John Hurt's Chest
1	1 Vote	Love the Sh*t Out of Spain's Euro 2016 Failure, Insists Skipper Ashley Williams
1	1 Vote	Prince Was a Paedophile Footballer
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Accused of Raping Disabled Woman Euthanized
1	1 Vote	You Deserve Someone Who Knows MMA
1	1 Vote	Random Kid on Omegle: Show Me Yo Tits... And Then I Should :/
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Shows Up at Night