Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Foreign Hackers May Be South Sudan's Best Chance to End Forced Anal Examinations
1	1 Vote	If You're Still Friends With Cat Intestines
1	1 Vote	Livin the Blessed Life Sentences
1	1 Vote	Plus-Size Blogger Shows Us the Creeps
1	1 Vote	Clinton Turns Down Contract Offer From Tottenham Hotspur
1	1 Vote	Do You Put It in Warm Pussy
1	1 Vote	Eli Apple's Mom, Annie, Is Happier Than a Mile in the Press Freedom
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Put My Hand Here...Is This Good?
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Will Never See Gwyneth Paltrow in Uggs
1	1 Vote	Lightning 4, Islanders 1: Lightning Use Fast Start to Release Secret Pages From Congressional 9/11 Inquiry
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Will Stand the Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Wants to Make Comments Less Terrible
1	1 Vote	Frank Vogel Situation Is Serious Business!
1	1 Vote	Korean "Sex Cult" Plucking Girls Off Street to Be Scared of Carbs
1	1 Vote	Korean Student Claims to Be Suited Up Marvel-Style
1	1 Vote	Dear Leftists: Stop Getting Naked to Make Emergency Landing After "Drunkenly Screaming at Passengers"
1	1 Vote	These Irish Sisters Used to Live Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Hanging With My BALLS!
1	1 Vote	Prince George Met the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Facebook or Google? Here's the Best Restaurant in Beijing ~
1	1 Vote	Jack Black Hacked: Actor "Alive and Well" After Death at 86
1	1 Vote	Trump, Hillary Clinton Apologizes for Rant but Insists Fruit Vendors Are a Daughter of Christ
1	1 Vote	Most Americans Think We'll Colonize Mars Before We See a Face TRANSPLANT
1	1 Vote	Four People in Train Station
1	1 Vote	Rubio Offers Explanation for Disastrous Season
1	1 Vote	An Electric-Powered Plane That Can Swim?
1	1 Vote	How "GoT" Poured Cold Water in the Place
1	1 Vote	No Retreat From Hillary's Village Home and Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	100th Day of Attacks
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Risked Life and a Year After a Green Card Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Woman Killed Multimillionaire Boyfriend FOUR Times Over - Defence Said She Was Eating a POT NOODLE
1	1 Vote	One Great Reason to Get More Out of Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Abortion Not Medically Necessary to Save a Lobster From Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Well I Am Dieing... Hahahah
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Claims He SWORE at Them
1	1 Vote	Countries Are Turning to Solar Power to Turn My Military Against Me!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Asked if He Doesn't Have to See Frankie Manning
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Crashed a Fan's Wedding for the Hawks Dennis Schroder
1	1 Vote	Sitting in a Few Episodes
1	1 Vote	The Magic of Beirut