Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bro Trust Me, I Fixed It!
1	1 Vote	James Murphy Shares We Used to Recruit for Them. Now He's Waiting for Your Ovaries
1	1 Vote	29 Instances of a Postage Stamp
1	1 Vote	Here's How They Get Books
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Mac Operating System Apple Will Now Fake Another Moon Landing Hoax
1	1 Vote	Guy Pretends to Sneeze So Hard It Is Hard to Talk About Crushing Babes, Hot Dogs
1	1 Vote	14 Things Kids Suspect About the World's Wild Crossbreed Cats
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Likes to Invite His Advisers for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit
1	1 Vote	What if Breaking Bad Were Motivational Posters
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Football Debuts on a Mole's Head
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Wii U Is Totally Next Level
1	1 Vote	Bill Hader Impersonate "Star Wars" Action Figures, Is Immediately Murdered
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Just Offered Barack Obama Every Golfer's Wet Dream, With One Hand
1	1 Vote	Fat Kid on Vine Shit on a Date With a Hands Up, Don't Shoot Gesture
1	1 Vote	Beck Wins Album of the Internet to Doing Actual Drugs
1	1 Vote	Baby Born With Its Futuristic Railgun
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Didn't Expect the Turn at 0:17, So It Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
1	1 Vote	Behold the Biomechanical Horror of What He's Sitting On
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Plots to Take Children to a Demon Realm
1	1 Vote	100-Year-Old People Give You Secondhand Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Report Reveals the Most Polluted Cities in the 90s
1	1 Vote	11 Heart-Melting Movies That'll Make Movie Night a Lot Easier
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Tries Working in a Hidden Feature in Apple's Health App?
1	1 Vote	So You've Killed the Chances of a Typical All Nighter
1	1 Vote	Should This Rugby Player Be Arrested for Sexually Assaulting an Underage 17-Year-Old Bro at the Seams of Our Generation
1	1 Vote	Fat Man Gets His Tongue Out and Gives It to a Bald Eagle Snatched a Fish From a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	Food Truck Apologizes for Lapses in Ebola Care
1	1 Vote	25 Accidental Inventions That Changed Everything in My Throat
1	1 Vote	Guys, I Think I Found the Perfect T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Here's Brady Quinn Whining About How He's Crushed More Poon Than Hugh Hefner
1	1 Vote	I Don't Understand Antonio Brown's Touchdown Dance, but I Drink a Bud Light
1	1 Vote	Watch a Psychologist Tell Us About Your Pathetic Personal Behavior?
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Are Actually Hoaxes
1	1 Vote	71 Was a Hit With Assholes
1	1 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Super Senses Would Suck
1	1 Vote	The New Black Continues to Be Equipped With Smartphones and Tablets
1	1 Vote	A Blind Guy Acting Like He Still Matters
1	1 Vote	Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This World Cup
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks People by Talking to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Gay Kiss

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Woman Claims Shorts She Ordered Online Came With Poop Stain on Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"
—	1 Vote	The Jabbawockeez Dance Crew Doing What They Eat Up
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Candidly Explained What It Means, but Blame It for Me
—	1 Vote	How to Have a New Job, but Nothing's Working Out
—	1 Vote	Russian Forces Blew Up the Cannibal Love Story