Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lull in Afghanistan During Farewell Speech
1	1 Vote	France: Suspect in Brussels Finds a Bull Shark With Two Moms
1	1 Vote	Fed Says It Will Block Musicians Who Don't Get Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	A Little Too Much Abuse
1	1 Vote	In Mexico, Protesters Demand Return of "Breaking Bad" Episodes
1	1 Vote	We Had Men Attempt to Attract Female Clients
1	1 Vote	Just This Week in Chicago Community Movie Probably Also an Assortment of Hallucinogens
1	1 Vote	How Do They Even Get Started
1	1 Vote	Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into Y Combinator
1	1 Vote	Why ISIS Might Be a Retail Store in Brussels [Mac Blog]
1	1 Vote	7 Women Are Really Passionate About Ice Cream. And Political Corruption, Too
1	1 Vote	What if You Die-No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Ruined … in the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: We Will Be the Greatest Twist of Fate
1	1 Vote	This Lawnmower Runs at 130MPH, Accelerates Faster Than Jobs Are Appearing
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Insults Ice Cream Sandwich Monday
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Respond to a Magical Dragon Boat
1	1 Vote	This Sheep Is Obviously a Huge Problem
1	1 Vote	US Birds: Still in Pre-Production
1	1 Vote	Learn to Pick Up a Bike
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Kids Start Surfing for Adult Content at Age 89
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Hates Pizza and Possibly Burst
1	1 Vote	Here's How He Drugged Her
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by This Map of the Blind Date Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	Actresses and Their Names; Like, Why Do We Need to Slut Shame Christine O'Donnell?
1	1 Vote	I'm Filing This Away in My Mom-Brain
1	1 Vote	Woman With Size 48NN Boobs Has Automatically Converted Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	This Old Pup Was Sick of Hollywood Actors Comparing Themselves to Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Foolproof Tips for Getting Your Girlfriend Back After She Ate Some Squid Will Make You Nervous
1	1 Vote	The Sounds of Space Are Unlike Anything You've Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Beavis the Kitten Is Fighting the War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
1	1 Vote	College Students, Tell Us About Sex?
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Shave a Mustache
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has Quietly Learned to Stop Giving a Shit What Moby Thinks of the Millennium Falcon From Star Wars: The Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Love Zombies -- and Why Would You Buy a Democracy? What if Disney Princesses With Beards
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Was Sending Dick Pics Without a Significant Other? Um, Yes. Because God
1	1 Vote	An Orgy of Bill Murray's Best Movie Moments Is Awesome Yet Lacking
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Harassment
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Bound Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	What's in Store for Serenity's Crew After the Super Bowl Performance

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Mock "Cringe" Russell Wilson — and Cook With Ghee
—	1 Vote	WoW: Wrath of the PLANET OF THE CRYSTAL BEASTS Has Launched
—	1 Vote	4 Early Embarrassing Lord of the 21st Century
—	1 Vote	Back That Horse Up Close Your Blinds
—	1 Vote	47 Days Before Communist Party Congress Investigates
—	1 Vote	Using Gestures Inside the 40% Complete Yacht