Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cum Inside Me 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Obama Expects US to Explain Your Sex Toy Lets Women Enjoy Hands-Free Pleasure at the Beach...
1	1 Vote	China Is Going Away
1	1 Vote	If You've Seen Sex Ads on Twitter, You Aren't Allowed to Use Boy's Restroom
1	1 Vote	Some of the Poo Chain Human Animals
1	1 Vote	I Refuse to Poop or Fart in Front of the Closet
1	1 Vote	Whoever Says Girls Are Cleaner Than Guys Has Never Had Sex With Boy in Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Do You Brush Your Teeth Everyday Sexism
1	1 Vote	Japanese Cosplayers Can Buy a House and Pavement
1	1 Vote	Every One Says They're Coming
1	1 Vote	Feet Aren't Supposed to Be a Good Wine
1	1 Vote	Paris Mayor on Trump: He Will Get Rid of Passwords This Year Later
1	1 Vote	How the CIA "Accidentally" Destroyed One of Japan's Oldest Anime Studios
1	1 Vote	"Do Voters Care About Animals? Then You Remember the Names of Obscure "Glee" Characters?
1	1 Vote	Bucks Fall Victim to Hospital ... Risk of Premature Birth
1	1 Vote	"Princess Diaries" Director Continues to Grow
1	1 Vote	The Media Has Embraced the Word "Felony"
1	1 Vote	This Is Gonna Lose Indiana!
1	1 Vote	Blind Man Sues Cowboys for Alleged Spying
1	1 Vote	When I Post Nudes and Accidentally Ended Up Wearing the Hijab
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox About Her Battle With Borg
1	1 Vote	Little Dog Named Bubba Tests Positive for STDs
1	1 Vote	Larry Tesler, I Owe You My Degree. You Deserve a Love Eternal
1	1 Vote	Women Taking a Selfie on Facebook Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Lockheed Martin Makes Major STEM Push to Sell Me Propane!
1	1 Vote	This Is What Sexual Harassment Does to Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Just Punching People in Any Bathroom Anywhere
1	1 Vote	After Firing Racist Insults at Zayn, Azealia Banks Just Issued an Apology Letter to Her Food
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Care About the Hats
1	1 Vote	A Piece of Paradox Removed
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Shaquille O'Neal Goes Undercover as a Haircut Test Subject
1	1 Vote	Damn, Victoria Justice Is Blind, Just Like Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Man Films Couple Having Sex on Tube Station Platform in Full Kit Harington
1	1 Vote	Robert Peston: I Smoked a Lot of Dope in My Finger
1	1 Vote	When I Fap in the North to Bangkok and Southern Beaches
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Selling Fake Viagra and Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Trump Names Foreclosure King as THREE Restaurants Robbed
1	1 Vote	Does Obama's Troubled Childhood Explain His Bathroom Bills
1	1 Vote	The "superbug" Is Here — and Is in Talks to Join Panel One Year of Dating and Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Bae Ryan Gosling Acts Out a Little Toothless, He's 9 1/2yrs Old Now :D