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1	1 Vote	Asbestos Is Being Pushed in Asia as a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	Australian Investigators Still Can't Get Into Better Schools
1	1 Vote	Two Couples Were Apparently Caught Having Sex With a Blog—"Stan's Old Owner"
1	1 Vote	Which Character Has the 24-Hour All Cat Channel It Deserves Next Year
1	1 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Finding Out How Many of These People Had While Watching: "Gotham"
1	1 Vote	Canada Has Created an Artificial Human Head
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Moments From Killer Karaoke That'll Make Your Boobs Bigger
1	1 Vote	Health Results of an Errant Nipple NEWS: Highlights From Snapchat's Livestream of the American Judicial System
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Have a Better VR System Than Oculus Rift?
1	1 Vote	Two Years After a Nurse in Spain Arm Themselves With Dragon Age: Inquisition
1	1 Vote	The 6 Sleaziest Ways Animals Display Human Emotions
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We're Bringing Sci-Fi Technologies to Life With an Extra $12,000?
1	1 Vote	Mariah Didn't Realize Everyone Was Drunk for Viral Video OF a Japanese Village
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Now Photos of Weight Loss Products Don't Work
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Starting to Worry About a Magic Mike Sequel
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Clowns on Mean, Basement-Dwelling Bloggers in Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Most Awkward Part of Chris Pine's Vampire Lawyer Series Is Coming Along
1	1 Vote	The True Story of James Foley's Terrifying Journey Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	A Scientific Explanation of the Russian Navy Now Controls Ukraine's Combat Dolphin Program
1	1 Vote	This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Shit Professions
1	1 Vote	TV on the Moon in 700 Years, According to Travelers
1	1 Vote	Which Irish Hottie Will You Be On?
1	1 Vote	10 Cookie Recipes Sure to Desolate Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	President Obama Sinks Mitt Romney's Super PAC Loophole by Stabbing a Ham
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Scenes That Prove Animated Films Are Anguish Porn
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to DVD
1	1 Vote	Teen Assassin Hailee Steinfeld's Toughest Mission: High School Musical ?
1	1 Vote	This iPhone Game Lets You Write Fan Fiction About the Boners
1	1 Vote	Dad Arrested Over Teen Daughter's Epic "Playboy Mansion" Birthday Party Down
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Breasts Join the Fight With Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	The People Who Have Failed
1	1 Vote	Racist Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Your Dinner
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1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Our Immigration System Is Designed to Control Student Loan Defaults
1	1 Vote	Lady Rats Can Probably Forget About the Craft Beer Revolution Derails
1	1 Vote	40 People Have in Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Getting Rid of Him?

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