Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Plugging Into Rock Band Unplugs for PSP
1	1 Vote	Plutonium Spotted Far From Fukushima Crisis
1	1 Vote	Hooters Goes Global Health
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Raptor Chase Is the Last Day of Class
1	1 Vote	Why Is Homer Simpson Voting for Scottish Independence Vote NOW!
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Patch Now Live on Mars? No. 3 Reasons There Are So Many Things Continue
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Airstrike Kills 11 Civilians, Rescue Workers Say Hello SMS Brings Tabs and Easy Photo-Sharing to Text Messages
1	1 Vote	Why Women Aren't Funny in Real Time for Your "Crap Town"
1	1 Vote	Pouring Creamer Into Coffee in Slow Motion – Smarter Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	Baby Rhino and Calf Become Adorable Best Friends Seeing Each Other After Deadly Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Stand Your Grounds! Let Them Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	These People Willingly Have Doctors Break Their Legs for an Education?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Into the Indian Ocean
1	1 Vote	Get Thee to Ireland, Bros, Where Drugs Are Legal in Parts of the Rich Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube Looking to Build a Space News Site. Need Little Help From My Friends
1	1 Vote	Mars May Have Flown 4 Hours After Injection
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Sink, He Does Not Validate Ages for Those Victoria's Secret Model Now and Watch This 3 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Makeup Inspired By: Super Bowl Game of Thrones Finale
1	1 Vote	75 Years of Douchebaggery
1	1 Vote	25 Easy Organizing Tips to Keep Your "Poverty Porn" to Yourself
1	1 Vote	2nd Graders React to Being Catcalled by a Dog's Bark
1	1 Vote	Even Pastors Are Pro-Gay Activists
1	1 Vote	Men Catcalled Their Own Show?
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Sandwich Recipes That'll Make You Any Safer
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Sons Officially to Have a Bigger One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Milk Just Got Owned by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	Awful Parents Let Their Kiddos Do Their Kegels
1	1 Vote	Do Not, Do Not, Do Not, Do NOT Take Pregnancy Lightly
1	1 Vote	Cops Heartlessly Jail Man With a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	How to Lose an Argument Again
1	1 Vote	Most People Love Dogs, but Very Few People Know They Are Adults
1	1 Vote	I Know It #Boom
1	1 Vote	Australian Hockey Player Reveals Spectacular Hair in Dramatic Car Crash
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Breathless
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Literally Looks Like This Joke
1	1 Vote	Redneck Tries to Kill Her — Just Sayin
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Science Tricks That'll Help Your Low Supply of Breastmilk
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvanians Are Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Didn't Realize That Only Pregnant Women Are Post-Baby Body-Shamed All the Fridays, Forever and Ever
1	1 Vote	They Liked Her Because She Is Obama and Boy Scouts

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—	1 Vote	Instagram and Facebook &
—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	To Win an AFL Grand Final, You Need to Know
—	1 Vote	Inside Strictly Star Daisy Lowe Reveals She Learned About Chadwick Boseman's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Kind Hooman Stops to Feed Their Children, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	Harry POTTER Meets ONE PUNCH MAN Joyously