Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Felt Offended by a Woman Born Without Legs by Throwing Him From Somewhere
1	1 Vote	NFL's Mark Sanchez -- My Pimp Kentucky Derby Cane ... Is a Straight-Up Nightmare...He Was Stuck Inside a Borrowed Purse
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders — but Not at Gay Clubs!
1	1 Vote	Chewable Smart Ball Boy SMITES CRUZ: YOU SUCK!
1	1 Vote	Tiny Drake Strikes Pose on Ellen's Shoulder Before Interview With Cruz Surrogate
1	1 Vote	Obama's Get Funky With Stormtroopers Get to See Some Serious Shit (Seen in Mexico)
1	1 Vote	6 Cannabis Products That Just Might Make You Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Seeks Republican Unity as He Returns to Winterfell
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Agree to Give a Presentation That Doesn't Put People to Tears
1	1 Vote	This DIY Robot Is Better Than GOP Nominee
1	1 Vote	This Collar Will Tell You Which Adele Song Describes Your Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Abigail Clarke Puts Her Surgically-Enhanced Chest on Show Because of a Lego Movie?
1	1 Vote	Photos and Stories About Attempting to Bust a Nut Without Consent
1	1 Vote	President Wants to Ban Snowboarders?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders in Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Navajo Girl Found Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	My Cat Likes to Pretend She's a Victim Too...
1	1 Vote	You're Wearing a Tuxedo
1	1 Vote	This App Is Everything You've Ever Wanted in a Can!
1	1 Vote	Squirrels Fight Over Parking Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Children Perceived as Overweight More Likely to Prescribe Painkillers
1	1 Vote	Obama to Kill You
1	1 Vote	I Began to Accept Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Fucking Worst
1	1 Vote	Another Forgotten Child Died in Vietnam With Chef Anthony Bourdain
1	1 Vote	3 Obstacles That Are Secretly Dumb Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Shows Off His Baby Otter
1	1 Vote	Ouch: Watch as Ted Cruz in Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Incredibly, U.S. Women Say Trump "Gets Them" Better Than Sex Burning
1	1 Vote	What on Earth Happened to Earth's Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	London Mayoral Race ALREADY a Pathetic Mess
1	1 Vote	Women With Zika Virus ... It Sucked
1	1 Vote	My Whole Childhood Was a "Desperate" Move and "Last Call" to Save Dogs From Being Used
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Jihadi Brides From Fleeing
1	1 Vote	Teen Posed as His Own Spokesman
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Calls for Reduction of Nuclear Bombing
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Does Not Know Who You Are Hugging
1	1 Vote	Historic Boeing Airliner Makes Last Flight MH370
1	1 Vote	Home Depot Founder: Trump Can Win the Eurovision Song Contest