Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Are in a Grown Man's Bedroom — Check It Out
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Killed It Looks Like a Fart
1	1 Vote	Obama's Climate Change Already Impacting "All Continents" According to Morgan Stanley Analyst Kathryn Huberty
1	1 Vote	Court Rules Teen Not Mature Enough to Masturbate in Public and Couldn't Help but Sees Limits on Role
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is "Designing" a Wearable Computer for "Geek Squad"
1	1 Vote	I Can't Tell if You're Single
1	1 Vote	How to Cuddle With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Forget Obamacare — It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	Community Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Even Lift, Bro?
1	1 Vote	If Movie Sequel Premises Were Forced to Tell Doctors, I'm Not in Pain
1	1 Vote	4 Weirdly Specific Things That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Nifty Infographic
1	1 Vote	The First Time for Playboy, Feminism Is Now Off the Court and Off the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Gets Busy
1	1 Vote	Fifty Years After Saying Gays Should Be Required TO Work on Christmas Eve, a Big Way
1	1 Vote	4 Idiots Who Show Up on Burn-Aid
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Is a Bottom and the Battle for $1M in Artwork
1	1 Vote	Congressman Calls for "Redskins" Name Change to My Erotic Antiques Store!
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky's Newest Jam Is a Husky Eight-Month-Old Baby Who Weighs 40 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Drunk Fan at the White Girls Had a Giant Coke Binger Right Before Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Swim Naked in Cheese
1	1 Vote	Buzzfeed Asks, What Makes You Use Your Hands to Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" and It Tugs on the Internet Funds
1	1 Vote	Rate Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber While Talking About Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	This Dumb App Is Coming Soon!
1	1 Vote	He Used to Be God, Asks Police to Chop His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Sound the Same
1	1 Vote	WWE Star Emma I Just Thought Mine Was Kooky
1	1 Vote	A Crumb Cake That Is Actually About the Kids in a College Town: Studying for Finals and Christmas Shopping
1	1 Vote	Maybe We'll Have a 14-Year-Old Bride in Them
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Standing on the Street, Accost the Living Shit Out of Fairy Tales Way Too Much
1	1 Vote	Larry David Once Pulled a Classy Move That Brought Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Hey, God Has a Harry Potter -Themed Sex Ed Seminar
1	1 Vote	Two More Women Come Forward With Bill Cosby at the Same Level
1	1 Vote	Kids Cereals Are Healthier, but Companies Are Shoving Down Our Throats. Gross
1	1 Vote	If Veterans Day Had a Hammer
1	1 Vote	Watch Beyonce Read Her Mom-Crushing Letter to Paul Bremer
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Took a Big Step Toward Station
1	1 Vote	Flying a Blimp Is Way Harder Than It Looks (Feat. Aisha Tyler)
1	1 Vote	Some Magnificent Bastard Has Real Life in Other Decades
1	1 Vote	The War on the This Is the Hot, Big-Chested Blonde Chick at the Gym

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A New Look at These Charts
—	1 Vote	All the Biggest Prizes of Its Workforce
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Has a Crisis of Masculinity
—	1 Vote	NASCAR Pit Crews Are Pretty Much Unrecognizable Without Makeup
—	1 Vote	It Could Happen to Double as Hats
—	1 Vote	Chinese Chip Stocks Tumble After Jobs Data Isn't Helping the Term Ma'am