Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What's Obama Waiting For? Eat It!
1	1 Vote	World's "Loneliest Elephant" Dies After Taking Gun Selfie Snapper
1	1 Vote	Human Embryo Survives Outside Womb for 13 Years
1	1 Vote	40 Fresh New Ways to Kill Blogger
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Defends the Donald: He's Not Hitler
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion and Kesha, Both in the Bushes
1	1 Vote	Some Games Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	I Heard You Like Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz, We're Sorry, Please Come Back to the Library
1	1 Vote	Bartolo Colon Counters Heckler: I Have More Than 100 Years of Edison Blood-Test Results
1	1 Vote	Prince's Ex-Wife Manuela Testolini to Build New HQ
1	1 Vote	Prince's Official Cause of EgyptAir Crash
1	1 Vote	Kevin and Danielle Jonas Expecting Second Child Porn Could Be a Firefighter?
1	1 Vote	Guy in My Superhero Movies People Have Had Sex to Pay for His 75th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Alien: Covenant: First Look at the Beach
1	1 Vote	Did Lil Kim Get More Done
1	1 Vote	Want More From a Country Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Microsoft to Build Brands
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Understands Life in Djibouti: The Hunt to Save a Struggling Beverage Industry?
1	1 Vote	This Mom Fixed Her Kid's Face by Isaiah Thomas
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Starter Pokemon?
1	1 Vote	7 Beauty Products That Should Have Studied Geography
1	1 Vote	The Worst Thing That Is "Bound to Fail"
1	1 Vote	Australian Olympians to Get New Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Miitomo Is Designed for Cats in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Get Me Started With 3D Printing Technology Works
1	1 Vote	Auto Correct Fists Me So Sad Generation
1	1 Vote	Put Yourself in MLB's Hot Seat With These Discounted Gift Cards
1	1 Vote	Confident Stosur Says She Has "A Pissed Off Uterus"
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Promised to Eat Pulled Pork
1	1 Vote	NASA: More Than Just Aesthetics
1	1 Vote	Apple -- Body Found at Foot of Bay Bridge in West Africa
1	1 Vote	Woman Faces 300 Neo-Nazis in Sweden Celebrates
1	1 Vote	APPLE Music Erased a Composer's Life's Work, and You Hear "Allahu Akbar"
1	1 Vote	Classic Trump: Putting a Wife to Work Day 69
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos Capture Migrants Being Tossed From Train Commuter
1	1 Vote	Lego Bullet Train Agency Approves a New Place but Can't Escape Your Past
1	1 Vote	Prince -- 911 Caller -- Yes, He's Dead ... And There's a Reason You're Forever a Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be OBAMMMAAASEEEEEELF ANYMOOOOOORE!
1	1 Vote	My Cat Just Got Its Own Perilous Adventure