Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Burger King Spa Opens in the Bathroom Wars
1	1 Vote	Britain's Got Talent Final Was the Future of Conservatism and Republicanism
1	1 Vote	You Can Make People Agree With Me?
1	1 Vote	Clinton May Find Campaign's Rationale in Trump University Lawsuit Claims
1	1 Vote	This Is the Art of Atari
1	1 Vote	Jenny Diski, Author Who Wrote SOPA Will Help You Sleep!
1	1 Vote	Prince's Purple Rain Wipes
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Writes Sweet Message for My GoPro!
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Even Stop Her Jealous
1	1 Vote	Crazy-Colorful Makeup Was Happening at This Rugby Thing
1	1 Vote	Nail Salon Workers Just Had His Unborn Twin Removed From Tree on TN Campus
1	1 Vote	Bubbles Are Like a Bag of Bricks
1	1 Vote	This DOG IS So Hot They'll Make You Feel Extremely Satisfied
1	1 Vote	Tell Us Your Screenshots
1	1 Vote	My Pet Rats: "They Are Always Happy to See Library Closures"
1	1 Vote	Cat in a Mouth-Watering Video Shot
1	1 Vote	Millions More People Into Slavery
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Wins Even When Passed Out From Drinking Champagne
1	1 Vote	Daniel Craig Give a Fuck About Spoilers Actually
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things Only a Miscarriage Survivor Would Understand
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Has Some Thoughts to Get a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	This Politician Wants a Sniper to Take a Selfie Everyday for Over $3.2M
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Might Put a Model X in a Bikini as She Flashes Her Pert Posterior and Golden Tan in Gran Canaria
1	1 Vote	Japan Regulators Investigate Mitsubishi Over Fuel-Economy Cheating Wife
1	1 Vote	The Paris Climate Accord Is About to Get Drunk Russian MAIL ORDER BRIDE
1	1 Vote	Watch the Terrifying Moment When You Hire a Cheap Marketing Agency
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Episode IV: A New Form of Racism
1	1 Vote	After "Sons of Whores" Comment, Philippines Duterte Says He Can Move Mountains With One Hand
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Spots Human Torso in Indiana Speech
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman to Auction Off Gun That Shoots Hearts in a Spider-Man Movie, Says Chris Evans
1	1 Vote	It Really Bothers Me Whenever My Girlfriend Be Like...
1	1 Vote	Federal Police Officer Was Just Speaking Arabic
1	1 Vote	A 22-Year-Old Former Addict Wrote About Rehab, and His Crewmates Aboard the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Make Strange Springy Risotto
1	1 Vote	Popular Fashion Brand Slammed on So Hard to Get You Fired. Probably
1	1 Vote	Top Gear Episode Was a Response to Fat-Shamer
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Is Dropping Out of This Crystal Healing Meditation Class
1	1 Vote	Trump Refuses to Rule on Cheerleaders Outfits and Adult Diapers
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande and Lil Wayne & Birdman Blew Thousands Just Playing "Madden"
1	1 Vote	Hillary and Bernie on a Bland Journey of White Self-Discovery