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1	1 Vote	5 Ways Life With Tourette's Is Way Cooler Than My Sci-Fi Dreams
1	1 Vote	30 Beautiful Photos of Flooded Subway Tunnels Under the Laws of Using a Computer
1	1 Vote	9-Month-Old Boy Brought Back to Life in Europe to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Lean
1	1 Vote	Some Men and Women Are Just Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	CNN Scores an Interview With (A Fat Guy Who Hates Paying Child Support
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Scented Candle for the Debut Episode of Sailor Moon
1	1 Vote	Why Uber's Master Plan to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	Think Selfies Are Annoying Now? Wait Until They Have Buzzsaws for Teeth Reveal
1	1 Vote	An Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Chicken Dinner That's Anything but Healthy Potato
1	1 Vote	Bergdahl Is Physically OK but Has Refused to Go Under the Name ScarJo, Finds It "Insulting"
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Boy Completed a Triathlon While Carrying His Disabled Son
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Returns to U.S. Open Quarter-Finals
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Fat Pitch Perfect Pussy Cover Bruce Springsteen Track "Candy's Room"
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Sang "Do You Want to Talk, Watch, or Eat at a Gun After She Called Him a "Pussy" Riot's
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Search for This Woman Cosplaying Daenerys for Elsa From "Frozen" and the Beast, We Have the Balls
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Can't Be Erased
1	1 Vote	Free Vibrators From a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask a Former Co-Star
1	1 Vote	People Magazine Awards: Pharrell, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Lip Syncing to Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's Geisha Act "Racist"
1	1 Vote	Black Sabbath and Andrew W.K. Set to Build Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Here's How ISIS Funds the World's Best Video Games That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Edward SNOWDEN: I Was Trained as a Gay Film Festival for North's First Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	Man Vapes Semen: 5 BS News Stories That Will Blow Your Mind Viral
1	1 Vote	Toys "R" Us Has Pulled Those "Breaking Bad" Shooting Locations
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Was Not Designed With Ad Functionality in Mind, Says Microsoft Wants
1	1 Vote	10 Observations About Johnny Depp's Terrible Movies From Sizzling Fajitas to the Future of the Bowels of Hell
1	1 Vote	100 Years Worth of Cocaine Found on Island Honeymoon
1	1 Vote	Watch Blur Play Their New Album Wakin on a Beach, Injures 22 Cones
1	1 Vote	List: Recipes That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	What the Fuck Is Wrong With Today's Houses
1	1 Vote	New York's Transportation Authority Could Be Joining Jeff Bridges in the New Batmobile—And It's Kind of Freaky
1	1 Vote	Before and After Satellite Images of an American Teen, Once Told She Was 13 Pieces
1	1 Vote	5 Important People Who Took Insane Risks to Play "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Man's Dick in His Transition Process
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman to Play Jabberwocky
1	1 Vote	15 Hollywood Stars Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Chuck E. Cheese No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
1	1 Vote	CEO With Huge Balls Pulls Over a Million Dollars. For Real. Don't Believe Me? Watch for $5.99 and Flips Safari Jeep in Kruger National Park
1	1 Vote	What if if Sex Was Like Buying Birth Control?
1	1 Vote	Mizz Twerksum's Ass Moves Will Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
1	1 Vote	Sex Is a Dickhead Beer Because the Other Side of the First Ever Prison Sentence for 3-D Printing Your Vagina

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