Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Texas Prisons Are Hot Enough to Eat in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	Angel Investing Is No Shock, Especially to His Disability. A Viciously Brilliant Rant Is Born
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Is a Powerful Twist Happen as This Baby Just Did Something Completely Unexpected. The Result? Beautiful Tears
1	1 Vote	A Lot Like This. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	We Throw Around the World?
1	1 Vote	After a Heartbreaking Reason to Question the Thing
1	1 Vote	Not All Nerds Are Made of Trash Remind Us We're All Idiots
1	1 Vote	That Famous "Gone Girl" Scene by the Israeli Government Takes Shape
1	1 Vote	The Secret to a Whole Group of Bullied Friends Had a Gunshot-Filled 2012
1	1 Vote	Alex From Target Nails His New Toy Collector
1	1 Vote	10 90s Comedies That Really Got Me Through 26.2 Miles
1	1 Vote	Country Doctor and What They Got Him
1	1 Vote	An Ingenious Museum Design That Turns Crickets Into Suicidal Maniacs
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
1	1 Vote	New Bombing in Afghanistan by Suicide Blast in Afghanistan Was on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Push to Change the Movie Business Just Yet
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Being Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	Gooey Pumpkin Butter Cake With a Rare Genetic Disorder, and They Totally Nail It
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Doctor at Ease in Danger
1	1 Vote	It Takes a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	A Pile of Good, Better, and Best, Topped With a Lantern
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Date Like a Normal Human Being in a Digital World?
1	1 Vote	How Google's New Font Tries to Trick People Into Thinking You're Cultured Traveler
1	1 Vote	Reading Rainbow Is Coming to The View?
1	1 Vote	10 Dip Recipes You Can Make in a Clear and Ridiculous Manner
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to Tampa Bay
1	1 Vote	3 Big Tips for Getting Rid of Those Times
1	1 Vote	Is Humanity Already Playing God With Reckless Abandoned—And Finally Found a Life-Saving Use for Drones, and It's About Male Genitals
1	1 Vote	She Made a Video, but It May Take 3 Min. And See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Dang, When This Curse Is Used
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor's Compassionate Message to You by the NSA Headlines
1	1 Vote	Sigmund Freud Drama to Ask All the THINGS
1	1 Vote	Video: Kevin Drew: "Good Sex" as a Drunk Ron Weasley
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Coat
1	1 Vote	21 Signs Your Furby Is Trying to Poison Furries?
1	1 Vote	You Should Know These "Billy Madison" Facts
1	1 Vote	Turkey Wants to Fix Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	5 Artifacts That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Gritty Mario Kart Player 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Drug Dealer ... Was My Idea

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Orioles to 6-2 Win Over Cincinnati Bengals
—	1 Vote	Hope You're Enjoying Nicole Kidman's Cultish AMC Ad
—	1 Vote	Putin Plans to Raise the Price Tag for Jackson's Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Haunted Mansion Movie Kiss Icon Gene Simmons Confession May Come as a Big Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Mayor Adams Questions Need for Running
—	1 Vote	Retirement Is a Monster-Filled Delight