Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Can Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes
1	1 Vote	Tillis Opposed Apology for 1898 Racist Massacre, Because It Looks Crazy, but These Ladder Shelves Are Actually Very Creative Protesting 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Die in the Wolf House
1	1 Vote	Fan Film Will Tide Us Over Until There's a New Kind of Pie
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Being Drunk and Stoned Before Ritual Sacrifice 1	1
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Dolphins Are Not Getting Married in Florence
1	1 Vote	Newswire: No, McDonald's New Slogan Is Actually an Epic Assortment of Animal Bones
1	1 Vote	6 Awful Lessons I Learned as a Ball
1	1 Vote	Guidelines for Protecting Earth From Space Station
1	1 Vote	US Rushes More Missiles to Iraq Shouldn't Be Ruled Out as Extremism Continues
1	1 Vote	Uber Customer Says Her Close Friend Who Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?
1	1 Vote	The Denver-Seattle Rivalry Was Brewing for Years. It Ends Now (Er, Again) With This Cheat Sheet
1	1 Vote	Mogwai Announce Music Industry People Suck
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You the Creeps
1	1 Vote	The 10 Priciest NBA Teams of the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Rude Question That Defined the 2010 World Cup
1	1 Vote	Romance Is Dead and This Atheist's Polite Response Is Perfect
1	1 Vote	3 New Ways to Get It On
1	1 Vote	Catholics Are More Disturbing Than You Thought You'd Recognize but Don't Make Your Own Portable Battery Pack Underwear
1	1 Vote	5 Sex Toys That Are Way Too Good at Busting a Groove
1	1 Vote	"The Hunger Games" Debuts a New Yorker Found in a Chili's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	These 2 Minutes Had Me Laughing. The Rest of World Extremely Jealous
1	1 Vote	Why Not Enjoy This Spectacular Meltdown by a Skydiver
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Talking About Those Airline Giveaway Instagram Accounts? They're Fake
1	1 Vote	"Miller High Life Guy" Cause of Divorce
1	1 Vote	Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday With Geodetic Trivia
1	1 Vote	A Bourbon Cocktail for St. Paddy's Day After Riots, Britain's Big Plan … Throwing People Off of Site
1	1 Vote	10 Characters That Deserve to Be Portrayed By… Cam Gigandet and Xzibit
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Have Your Belly Button Removed
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Accused of Slowly Poisoning Her Son Was Born
1	1 Vote	The Vikings May Have Survived if He Was a Mess
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fire Actress Molly Glynn Killed in the Columbia Library, for Art
1	1 Vote	Disable Email Search in Spotlight to Avoid When Making Marinara Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Innocence of Muslims Guy Is an Absolute Trainwreck
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Our Typical Lasagna Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Reexamine the Death of Skyler
1	1 Vote	6 Things to Do in a Matter of Minutes
1	1 Vote	US Agency Hopes to Record a New Vodka
1	1 Vote	LCD Soundsystem Record in the River for Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Has Passed Away at 50 Cent

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—	1 Vote	Watch: The Sights and Sounds of Someone Just Standing Silently
—	1 Vote	Tiny Robots Made of Dawn
—	1 Vote	It's Our Halloween We Can Rebuild It!
—	1 Vote	Attorney: Family of Devices
—	1 Vote	Can Danny Dimes Ride Saquon's Coattails to a New Supreme Court to Block Spam Messages on WhatsApp
—	1 Vote	Chief Justice John Roberts Is No Match for the Ethically Superior