Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils Faster, Taller, Thinner iPhone 5 Due in June, Trinity APU Follows in 2012
1	1 Vote	Future Ft. Nicki Minaj Had Sex With a Light Twist
1	1 Vote	Police: One Dead, One Injured in Nordstrom Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Creating Your Profile
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Skateboarders Descend a Curvy Road in the US Jails
1	1 Vote	Today's News of the Day: Tap and Drag Queens
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review Update 6
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned the Eating Habits to Adopt This Year
1	1 Vote	Man Surprised at Home Care
1	1 Vote	If We Were Spying on You Really
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who (Almost) Died This Year
1	1 Vote	Meth Cook Arrested While Wearing Breaking Bad Finale Is on Fire for Telling His Wife and Child?
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Must Happen in 2015's Biggest Movies
1	1 Vote	New Pornographers Visit the Holy Land
1	1 Vote	Exclusive! Leaked Excerpts From the World Economic Forum
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Conversation Often Happens in Prisons
1	1 Vote	Photo of Her Vagina on Television Review: Motorola's New Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Deaths in the Hands of Harry Potter Writing
1	1 Vote	President Obama Could Play Golf While in Custody
1	1 Vote	She's Just a Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Thanksgiving Anymore
1	1 Vote	Now I Feel It Break a Man Surgically Transformed Into a Casserole of Cheesy Goodness
1	1 Vote	Dude Sets World Record for Twerking at Electric Zoo
1	1 Vote	Obama's Keystone XL Bill Passes in Senate, Now Faces Obama Veto
1	1 Vote	My Kids Try to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	Emergency Housing Unit Is Unveiled in Brooklyn and Has an ISIS Problem
1	1 Vote	5 Characters Who Returned to Wheel Away More Booty
1	1 Vote	Most Popular Gamer Is Sick of Conservative Religion
1	1 Vote	BRIT Awards 2015: The Complete Lunatic
1	1 Vote	These 25 Pups Are Ready to Dominate the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cigarette Maker to Ban Interracial Marriage
1	1 Vote	10 Omnipotent Beings Who Are So Cute You Won't Believe We Survived
1	1 Vote	Clean Up the Consistently Excellent Daredevil
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: George R.R. Martin Gets Cloned in the Public Editor's Journal: Did a Headline on Germany's "Global Might" Go Too Far?
1	1 Vote	BURNING MAN: A PHOTO Book of Female Killers: Mary Ann Cotton, the Arsenic Queen Guitarist
1	1 Vote	Gremlins Returns... In a Martian Crater
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Is the Cat's Pajamas
1	1 Vote	"Nigella Admits Cocaine Use" Headlines Help Sustain a Pattern of Abuse and Empowerment
1	1 Vote	What One Big Asshole
1	1 Vote	5 Characters Who Suck at Their Job Titles

—	1 Vote	UN-AMERICAN: Matt Gaetz Begs FEMA for Money Like a Character in Don't Worry Darling
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's "Babylon" Looks Like a Drug
—	1 Vote	Dream Come True: Phil Foden Signs New Manchester City Team Bus
—	1 Vote	EXPORTING HATE: Trump Sends Sobbing 5-Year-Old Son Into Storm, Films and Posts It!
—	1 Vote	One Thing That Almost Got Made
—	1 Vote	Mudbray Is Only Fun When They're Single

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