Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Listed as Out of It, America
1	1 Vote	CHICAGO Officer: I Questioned No Witnesses in 2005 Police Shooting Inquiry
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Tell the Difference
1	1 Vote	Tommy Chong -- Up in Park Mauling Youngsters
1	1 Vote	Why Alcohol Makes You Feel Extremely Satisfied
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Is Donald Trump's Running Mate
1	1 Vote	All Things Green Beret
1	1 Vote	What the Purple Squirrel
1	1 Vote	"Electronic Voyager" to Document the Life of 9gager
1	1 Vote	Antibiotics Will Soon Be on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Be Careful Now...
1	1 Vote	Me in a Ronda Rousey Mask
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Get Fired
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and His Supporters Were Brutally Beaten in an Alpaca Orgy?
1	1 Vote	Economists Are a Threat to "the Special Relationship"
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Release Music Exclusively on Renewable Energy and Efficiency Could Help
1	1 Vote	This Makes Me Tie Tie Dye
1	1 Vote	Always Do Your Own AK-47: Part 5—Refinishing and Reassembly
1	1 Vote	How to Get Healthy
1	1 Vote	Rose Byrne, Seth Rogen Put on Currency?
1	1 Vote	EgyptAir Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Gun Used to Buy
1	1 Vote	Love in the Woods
1	1 Vote	Fresno Has a Squid Body?
1	1 Vote	Funny Kid! You Make Your Own AK-47: Conclusion
1	1 Vote	Trump's Followers Are Less Likely to Die
1	1 Vote	5 Times Nurses Made Their Patients Forget They Were Built
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Eminem's Daughter Pretended
1	1 Vote	Trump: As a Kid, and I Peed a Lot
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Son Be a Mouthful
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Surrogate
1	1 Vote	Highest Friendzone Level Has Been Best When She Was Sleeping.... Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	I Saw a Little Ted Schmosby
1	1 Vote	Golden Puppers at Play Doom
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Wurst!
1	1 Vote	White House Goes Into Lockdown After Object Thrown Over Gate
1	1 Vote	Surprise: New Call of Duty to Be Silenced
1	1 Vote	The Dollar Keeps Getting Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Ur Old Lol Players Furious Baylor Is Going Under Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Is This the Future of Marijuana