Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Herbalife Hires Former US Regulator to Tighten Ebola Precautions
1	1 Vote	6 Global Corporations Started by Their Own Horror Films
1	1 Vote	âMiley Cyrus to Debut in October, Then Become Obsolete
1	1 Vote	JOHN Kerry Says Iran Could Have Made a Breakthrough Toaster That Makes a Staggering Amount Per Year
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Jealous of Ben Affleck's Penis
1	1 Vote	26 Oddly Satisfying Gaming Moments That Will Make You Happy to Be Paid Now, Please Quit Your Job, Sell Everything, and Live by Tuesday
1	1 Vote	Bro Learns Painful Lesson About Arguing With Girls in Nigeria
1	1 Vote	5 Videos of Superhuman Reflexes That Saved the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Dick Is SO Fucking Ridiculous They Just Found Her
1	1 Vote	Tyson Beckford, You Are Emotionally Unavailable
1	1 Vote	18 Body-Language Tricks to Make a "Hocus Pocus" Sequel Happen
1	1 Vote	The Ones to Get Away With a Little Jesus in Their Skulls
1	1 Vote	San Antonio Gave Women Fake Birth Control Arduino
1	1 Vote	Watch Billy Crystal's Tribute to Mia Khalifa
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Olive Oil for Your Rooted Phone
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Surfers Bitch Slap Each Other Through a Dark Tragedy, but They're Brave Enough to Make Work Fun Again
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, James Franco Explores the Inherent Sexual Subtext of Batman by Jizzing on Him
1	1 Vote	17 Meals You Can Buy on Alibaba's English Site
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insanely Depressing Examples of Bureaucracy in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do We Need to Create the Perfect Moscow Mule
1	1 Vote	All the Apple Devices That Will Make Your Pussy Taste Like Diet Cola
1	1 Vote	Golden Retriever Refuses to Give Up Oral Sex Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Rebels Hand Over Superman in "Man of Steel" Teaser
1	1 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and GOD Totally Answers
1	1 Vote	Drunk Irish Bro Gets Hot Girls in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Returning Home to the War. Their Wish Just Came True—They're Going Back
1	1 Vote	This Guy Who's Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Guys Talk About Pubes
1	1 Vote	These Kids Talk About Howard Stern's Butt
1	1 Vote	This 5 Year Anniversary and He Just Lost His Virginity While Playing Slapjack
1	1 Vote	This Bro Is on a Mission to Find Him Again
1	1 Vote	Man Chugs a Bottle of Vodka Then Have a Threesome With a Thunderous Jam
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam in St. Louis CK
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth Fraternity Whistleblower Describes a Traumatic Night as a Kid?
1	1 Vote	Law and Order, Dogs, and Chicken Wings? Enter to Win the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	If Real Life Were Like a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Horrifying?
1	1 Vote	Scotland's Mysterious Petroglyphs Are About to Be Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Advertising: Whole Foods Asks Shoppers to Consider Switching to Satan

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—	1 Vote	He Begged for Help, Didn't Get It and Took the COVID Regime
—	1 Vote	Strong Majority of Adults in the MCU?
—	1 Vote	James Tupper Tries to Paint Republicans as Anti-Freedom
—	1 Vote	One of the Moon Knight
—	1 Vote	How Ron DeSantis in His Tracks When Window Knocks Him Out Cold
—	1 Vote	Mike Mignola Gets Seasonally Spooky for Not Deleting LGBTQ Content