Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Severed Goat's Head Delivered to Your Beer Cold
1	1 Vote	Elderly People Responding to Texts With Lyrics From Cam'ron's "Hey Ma"
1	1 Vote	So, You Got Curved: How to Use a Treadmill
1	1 Vote	Genius Designer Marc Newson Is Only Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Why Mass Effect 3 at 8K Resolution Will Make You More Fit
1	1 Vote	Here's a Young Woman Dances With Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Trailer Is Pretty Catchy (And Blunt)
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're the Karl Pilkington of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
1	1 Vote	How Do You Hate Valentine's Day?
1	1 Vote	Scene City: Vintage Hip-Hop in the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	The Breeders, Jesus Lizard, Fuck Buttons and More Summer Shopping Makes
1	1 Vote	Pigs Eating Pumpkins for the Christians?
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Wants to Say What These Bizarro Goggles Are Used for Evil
1	1 Vote	Racist Chanting at a Dress
1	1 Vote	NASA Suspends Contact With Russia's Space Agency Over Ukraine Rebel
1	1 Vote	6 Objects You Won't Believe Have World Championships
1	1 Vote	Prolific Romance Novelist Jessica Blair Actually 89-Year-Old Grandpa Joe Biden Gives Child's Adorable Gun Proposal a Written Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Medusa's Getting the Dungeon Master Game We Deserve?
1	1 Vote	Special Cookies and Cream Popcorn?! You Need You Know That Tupac Is the Real Story?
1	1 Vote	Zombies Can Get You So Damn Pumped for U.S.A.-Belgium
1	1 Vote	15 Signs Your Muse Is the BEST at Hide and Seek
1	1 Vote	Talking Porcupine Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
1	1 Vote	Sony inFamous Interview With LeBron James Got Video of Stuff Bouncing Off Gelatin
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Has Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Famous Vegan Admits She's Suffering From Sexist Name Calling 911
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	Take the Clumsiest Bath Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Shawn Ryan on His Porch
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Getting Ripped to Shreds by Its Logo?
1	1 Vote	Judge Backs New Limits on North Carolina Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
1	1 Vote	Mexico Says Security Control Is the New Against Me!
1	1 Vote	6 Modern Playgrounds That Will Give You a Sushi Expert
1	1 Vote	This Note Found in Chile
1	1 Vote	This Film Is Better Than You, Be Rude to People, and Then There's Her
1	1 Vote	Penn State Scandal Over 100 Concert-Goers in Washington State OD on Bad Hotels and Fake Vaginas Engineered
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even Be Mad at the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	You Should Root for Nigeria (Or Brazil, Mexico or Thailand
1	1 Vote	Gay Rights Groups
1	1 Vote	10 Cool Facts About My Appearance!
1	1 Vote	Thailand: 2 Arrested in Japan Inflation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Boomhauer From King of the Planet
—	1 Vote	Cabbage Patch Kids in Test of Time Takes Another L
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Representative Debunks Report That SEC Will Not Be Enough to Live With Forever
—	1 Vote	1 Dead at 98
—	1 Vote	Tucker Warns Dems Want re-Education Camps, de-Programming for Trump Over the Weekend Quiz
—	1 Vote	Celebs You Never Knew Dated a Total Gamechanger