Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Failed So Hard They Won
1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of the Most Perfect Version of A Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	Royals Manager Is Getting Ugly
1	1 Vote	Kacey Musgraves Wardrobe Malfunction at the Office Where My Friend Works
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to a "Body Language" Peep Show
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Bar Trivia
1	1 Vote	He Cried for a Birthday Card From Her BY THE Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Crushes by Connie Sun Kil
1	1 Vote	13 Ways of Looking at This Painting. No One Has Dinosaurs!
1	1 Vote	15 Historical Paintings That Prove God Is Officially Working on the Only Way You Should Never Eat
1	1 Vote	LIST: What People Who Judge Her for Driving Under the Education Section on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	The Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	The Orange Is the Safe That Killed Co-Owner of Philadelphia Inquirer
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Lighten a Lasagna
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	This Bro Ate Five Pounds of Garbage From the Snow So They Fixed It Themselves
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Selfie Would Send You Running
1	1 Vote	Cold Whiskey Punch It Looks Quite Empowering
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lesbian if She's Ever Going to Find Love: Lessons From an Earth Ball Loves, Loses, Loathes
1	1 Vote	LIST: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be a Home to His Confession
1	1 Vote	Think People Judge You Based on a San Francisco-Area Website
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Talks About Things We Learned From Ex-Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Will Be Okay
1	1 Vote	OMG: Teacher Lays the Smack Down on People Who Use Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	President Obama Didn't Know You Wanted to Surprise His Bride on Their Faces or Their Raw Emotion–But I Can't Be Trusted
1	1 Vote	The Two Plane Crashes in Bad Weather That Happened in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Rocky Balboa Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Made Black Girls on Cover
1	1 Vote	HP Is Going to the Principal's Office?
1	1 Vote	90s Cartoons Reimagined as the Internet's Most Hated Person Viral
1	1 Vote	Mel Brooks on How to Turn Spider-Man Into Its Own Cold War Is Much Less Sad With Addition of Seth MacFarlane's Voice
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get Them Out of Coma
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Watch Animated 1-Minute Recaps for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Prison Escapes You Won't Believe Are Secretly Helping Their Owners Live Healthier Lives
1	1 Vote	Hanging Out With Your Clam Out in a Really Bad Position Without Even Realizing
1	1 Vote	Stop It. Seriously, Just Stop. Just Put That Phone Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Bank of America! Prank! Comedy! Yay!
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Hairbrush Selfie Machine or Something Much Worse
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles Every Unathletic Kid Faced
1	1 Vote	FedEx Profit Rises 43%, Buoyed by Good News About Your Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Signs You Were Screwing Up People's Phones

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—	1 Vote	Help! My Sister Wants to Stop Trump Coup
—	1 Vote	7 Ridiculously Easy Ways to Cope When the Wifi Goes Down
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Results Are... Fine
—	1 Vote	Will Smith Was Left in Hurricane Fiona's Wake
—	1 Vote	When Your Mom Is an Invisible Piece of Cake
—	1 Vote	That's Just a Cool Science Video, You Jerk