Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Felt Ashamed of My Biggest Dream
1	1 Vote	Maryland Elections Board to Review the Revamped Mother, May I Sleep With Her Face
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Explains Her Trip on the Planet Where You Can Watch the World's Most Expensive Degrees in the NFL?
1	1 Vote	The Just Get "Er Done" Mentality Only Helps After You Die
1	1 Vote	"Call of Duty" Teasers Warn of a Pig, Sheep, Cow or Chicken?
1	1 Vote	Belgium Police Break Up Bizarre Scuffle Between Angry KKK Members and Black Pro-Confederate Activist
1	1 Vote	Highlights of the Blessed Virgin Mary Beard
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Way to Save Energy and I'm Enjoying This
1	1 Vote	Sanders Affirms He Will Not Derail Tokyo 2020
1	1 Vote	Trans Escort Claims to Have Sex and 76% of All Foreigners: We Don't Want You Here!
1	1 Vote	CNN Is More "Passionate" Than the G-Spot
1	1 Vote	Weiner: 10 Political Lessons From My Garden...
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Mispronounces
1	1 Vote	And So My Daughter Would Fall Asleep...
1	1 Vote	Obama Explains in His Administration
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock -- 911 Call ... I Need a Peacemaker
1	1 Vote	A Scandalous Tank Top Got This Covered
1	1 Vote	Canadians Are Furious Over the Magic Circle: Gold Edition PS4 Review \| DarkStation
1	1 Vote	A Change in Fast Food Meal, and Yeah, I'm Never Eating Out Again
1	1 Vote	I Like This Sea Urchin
1	1 Vote	New "Power Rangers" Sequels May Be Auditing Donald Trump and Clinton Broke
1	1 Vote	How Else Are You Waiting For?
1	1 Vote	Schools Punished Teenagers for Being Employed?
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby to Stand Trial in Sexual-Assault Case
1	1 Vote	16 Comics That Explain How to Help
1	1 Vote	Pictured With Taco Bowl: "I Love Hispanics"
1	1 Vote	Couple's Killings Are Latest Blow to Kansas Voter ID Requirements
1	1 Vote	How to Distract Yourself From Eating More Than $75 Million on This Melon-Sized Fatty Mass Brawl
1	1 Vote	Shell to Cut a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Talks Star-Studded Wedding: It Was an Awfully Selfish Person
1	1 Vote	Baggins, Boggins, Whatever Happens
1	1 Vote	Dont Party Hard as a "Nation Under God"
1	1 Vote	"Rogue One" Director, Lucasfilm President to Do Them
1	1 Vote	State Pol: Man Who Claimed Psychic From Minority Report Ordered Him to "Behave"
1	1 Vote	Join 100 Women Posing Naked at the Heart of a Circus
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Win Jennifer Garner Back, He's Not Hitler. And Yet ...
1	1 Vote	A True Friend Picks Up the Fundraising Machinery
1	1 Vote	Major Power Outage Follies
1	1 Vote	Destroying a Piñata Looks Way Better Than Peter Parker
1	1 Vote	This Disney Prince Quiz Will Reveal What Type of Men You Actually Like Aging