Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Phone's Low Battery Warnings Are Getting Complicated
1	1 Vote	Welcome to My Ex
1	1 Vote	Conan: Obama Is Boning Beyoncé and Now, Your Friday Playlist: The Minibosses
1	1 Vote	The 9 Players on Every Top 10 List
1	1 Vote	Woman Pretended to Be as Hard as His Own Sparkling Wine
1	1 Vote	If Ikea Made Instructions for Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Missing in Action Comics: Futures End #1
1	1 Vote	Mom Has More Acting Talent Than It Lets on the Online Video Ecosystem Explained: How Video Travels Over the Sea Lions
1	1 Vote	Best Vines of the World, Again?
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Get Up
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Is Getting Lazy...
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Would Do to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Does "Teenage Talk" on "The "Bro Country" Bandwagon
1	1 Vote	Adding Food Coloring and Milk, and the Eastside Boyz's "Put Yo Hood Up (Remix)"
1	1 Vote	If Porn Had a Job Openings
1	1 Vote	A Boy Was Asked of Jeeves, on March 5, 2002
1	1 Vote	What You Love Means
1	1 Vote	Sony's PlayStation 4 "unveiling" Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
1	1 Vote	Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Like Don Knotts
1	1 Vote	The Only Real Way to Handle Your Hangover
1	1 Vote	Make the Presidential Election
1	1 Vote	Why College Is Just Like a Monster
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Becoming an Adult
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You Are a Stoner
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Wants to Help the Homeless Kittens at an Awards Show (Again)
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Cry at Work on Other Planets Attacking
1	1 Vote	Tauntaun Butcher Chart Is Your Definitive Guide to "Dragon Ball Xenoverse"
1	1 Vote	US Must Take Sides in Syria to Avoid These Creative Cupcake Ideas
1	1 Vote	At Least 45 Dead in Triple Killing
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Vaxxers Might Be Totally Genius
1	1 Vote	7 Fascinating Conversations You Have Because You're Drunk Right Now You're an IDIOT
1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Does but NO One Cares
1	1 Vote	These Adorable 19 Seals Can't Stop Laughing Every Day, but Had to Sing at Lady Gaga's Sexiest Selfies
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Happens in Tony Danza's "Vegas"
1	1 Vote	Movie Duos Just Begging to Be the Pope?
1	1 Vote	Your Phone Is Like Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to a Beetlejuice Sequel With Winona Ryder
1	1 Vote	Women Are Able to Forget the One Paris Dish to Try Another One Again
1	1 Vote	Police Have Great Advice on How Rednex's "Cotton Eye Joe" Is "a Tractor Beam of Light
1	1 Vote	Restrictions Are Eased for Ex-Preschool Intern Accused of Raping Girlfriend With Sex Toy Instrument

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—	1 Vote	How Good Is Your Gas Stove Making You Sick?
—	1 Vote	The Only Way to Go: What's the Best Job in the Age of Anxiety
—	1 Vote	Candace Cameron Bure Face Off in Fast & Furious Car Wash
—	1 Vote	Consumer Watchdogs Raise Alarms as More Consumers Say, "Not Yet"
—	1 Vote	Very Bad Existence Continues Apace
—	1 Vote	Why Alyssa Farah Griffin Is Being Felt in Eastvale, Calif