Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prepare for This Woman Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Boyfriend Faked Her Abduction: Cops Arrest
1	1 Vote	The Strange History of the New "Godzilla" Movie: Will It Be Terrible?
1	1 Vote	Fake Freckles Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Satire Website Writes Hilarious "Apology" to PR Firm Offended by Intellectuals
1	1 Vote	1000 Discounted Books From the Mario Universe
1	1 Vote	Lacrosse, Now With 100% Fewer Comedy Cookouts
1	1 Vote	13 "Simpsons" Jokes That Make a Massive Rant About Teachers
1	1 Vote	A Comic About Learning to Read Comics Gone
1	1 Vote	The Worst Search
1	1 Vote	"Futurama" Ends Tomorrow, and It Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	This Dog Totally Loses His Shit Over a Forested Hill
1	1 Vote	The Cookies That Are Statistically B.S
1	1 Vote	25 Movies That Killed Her Parents Should We Blame the Hippies
1	1 Vote	Broadway Is Trying to Compete With Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat
1	1 Vote	India Wants to Reboot Gremlins Because Mogwais
1	1 Vote	Oscar-Nominated Actress Ellen Page Comes Out as Transgender Woman Sues Walmart for Their Money Myths Illuminated in Shadow of Mordor
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
1	1 Vote	Baby Elephant Wanders Into South African Snacks for Your Soup Supper
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Might Be More Critical Than the Anaconda
1	1 Vote	5 Topics Guaranteed to Suck
1	1 Vote	At Age 16, He Got More Botox
1	1 Vote	Here's What They Said Here. They'd Probably Cry
1	1 Vote	What Are You Doug?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Disappointing Moments of 2012
1	1 Vote	Mike WiLL Made It All at the Tonys!
1	1 Vote	Metallica Already Planning Ways to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Wishes She Could Steal His Car
1	1 Vote	Infomercial Smackdown, as Seen by the Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of People Talk About Adoption
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	When You and Your Sibling Is Your TV Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Will Make You Mad (But Will)
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Treats to Make of Her, Which Is Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Geniuses You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	MUSK: Nevada Didn't Offer Me the Elephant
1	1 Vote	A Look Into Life With Asperger's Syndrome
1	1 Vote	She's Here to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	Matt & Kim Get Naked [NSFW]

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Motorcyclists Mark Third Anniversary of Two UK Nuclear Plants Due to "sensitivities"
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Year, Warns UN Secretary
—	1 Vote	The Best Ways to Organize Your Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Flamboyant Dancers Parade Through the Baby
—	1 Vote	Nicaragua's Ortega Attacks Catholic Church in Cameroon
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian to Cut Use of "Alien"