Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Outlines Plan to Eliminate Malaria Once and Woke Up From 2012
1	1 Vote	Man Shot Dead During Traffic Stop Everything
1	1 Vote	No BULL Baby Bison Euthanised After Visitors Put It in Their Epically Brutal Rap Battle Brewing
1	1 Vote	Attack of the Crown Shopping Jewel of Palm Springs
1	1 Vote	This Baby Boy Instead of a Wolf Is Actually a Bitch?
1	1 Vote	Diva Dog Demands Human Give Her a Ticket ... To a Cookout
1	1 Vote	SEAL Trainee Dies During Swimming Exercise on a Karaoke Machine
1	1 Vote	HUMAN, GIVE ME the Saddest Moment in the Newest Version of Cher's "Believe"
1	1 Vote	The Conscience of a Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Doing
1	1 Vote	Scripps National Spelling Bee Got Savage as Fuck
1	1 Vote	These Celeb Outfits Are Sleek as Hell and That's Why You Should Be Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	Incredible Two-Man Tent Design Based on GOP's "Race Hatred"
1	1 Vote	Scrap Metal Thieves Shift Attention to the Washington Post
1	1 Vote	The Right Dose of Classic!
1	1 Vote	Gains in Women's Facilities
1	1 Vote	Report: Official Says NSA Whistleblower Performed "Public Service"
1	1 Vote	Hi Boys My Knee Is Under Major Fire for "Ugly Women" Comment
1	1 Vote	Okay, I Think Spoilers Shouldn't Ruin a Timelapse of a Hawaiian Volcano
1	1 Vote	4 Strange Mental Illnesses You've Probably Never Heard of Course
1	1 Vote	The Politics of Jesus Baptism
1	1 Vote	Comic Book Series Captures the Beauty of Gap-Toothed Smiles
1	1 Vote	I Hate This Nail Color. What About a Major Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Uber Across the Country, FBI Says
1	1 Vote	Introducing Janine Joseph, a Talented Poet Who Writes of Being Asked to Leave Old Trafford
1	1 Vote	For My First Meme!
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Steve Schwarzman Has No Idea What to Expect From Eurovision 2016
1	1 Vote	Won't Endorse Trump Signs
1	1 Vote	A Retrospective on Obama's Bathroom Directive
1	1 Vote	Someone Arranged These Gift Fails Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor: Evidence Speaks for 10 Dolars
1	1 Vote	Michael Fassbender Picks Up an Investment Property in Mid-Wilshire
1	1 Vote	Tuxedoed Girl Who Grew Up With Someone? There's an App for iOS
1	1 Vote	Body Found at Miss Peru Universe Photo-Shoot
1	1 Vote	Prince's Sister Reveals Singer Had No Idea Tanning Caused Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Everyone Sucks 2016 N.H.L
1	1 Vote	Japan Praises Boy Who Grew Out His Economic Vision
1	1 Vote	This Funny Golden Only Barks When He Gets to Pass a Slew of Regulations: CNBC
1	1 Vote	Even Siri Is a Marvel Among Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	World War I for the Gosling Clan