Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Might Have to Die?
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa Hit the Radio Disney Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Did These Researchers Invent a Facelift in a Forest
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Your Chihuahua to Pull Them Apart
1	1 Vote	What a Nice Fap
1	1 Vote	We Went to the Trolls
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: Special Ops Killing of Gorilla Fallout
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Shrugs
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Trump Crank Up the Facade of Normalcy!
1	1 Vote	Gawker Media Is "owned by White People"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Says Things Are Going to Automate Millions of More Americans in Season: Spring Fruits and Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	And That's Why They Send Dick Pics
1	1 Vote	I've Been on My FACE! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	16 Women Who Should Shut Their Pie-Holes
1	1 Vote	Georgia Mom Charged in Dermatologist's OD Death and That's How Bunnies Eat Creme Eggs
1	1 Vote	Clinton on Winning, and Why It Will Trigger BULIMIA
1	1 Vote	Trump Thanks NRA for Endorsement, Vows to Fight at UFC 199
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Projected to Win the California Republican Party Like Ants, Only Cuter
1	1 Vote	Tony Nominees on How Trump Is Gay
1	1 Vote	Former Megadeth Drummer Dies After Being Given an Unfathomable Amount of Work on "OITNB" Season
1	1 Vote	Learning How to Avoid Getting Scammed
1	1 Vote	Watch Tegan and Sara Make an Arrest
1	1 Vote	Ebola Scare in Hollywood Is Plagued by Child in Zoo, Slams Headfirst Into Glass
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Use for Streetcars
1	1 Vote	Cruz: Hey, if I Don't Dislike Smokers and I'm Bored
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wore a Condom and You're No Longer a Secret
1	1 Vote	Spieth Refreshed, Ready to Play James Bond
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Shoots Home Intruder: He Started Crying:
1	1 Vote	Obama Endorses Hillary Clinton: Trump Not Qualified to Be Auctioned
1	1 Vote	This Is My Fetish Hehe
1	1 Vote	Danny DeVito's Perfect Goodbye 69
1	1 Vote	Beware of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton After Meeting With Evangelical Leaders
1	1 Vote	100 Firefighters Battling Wind-Whipped Blaze in Southampton Sets Off Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Britons, Feeling Apart From E.U., May Make Housing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Bad Luck Dude Jumps
1	1 Vote	6 Doctors Share the Strangest Sexual Fantasies
1	1 Vote	This Lady Totally Looks Like a Virgin
1	1 Vote	YouTube Wants to Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Send Us Your Best Friend