Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Have So Moved On
1	1 Vote	Flight Delayed After Passenger Records Vile Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	Did Shakespeare Realize the Strength in Motherhood
1	1 Vote	You Are Bored at 3am
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create World's Tiniest Engine - a Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	The Lonely Island Spent Their Weekend Break IN THE Workplace
1	1 Vote	Catholic Universities Urged to Sack Damian McBride Over Claims He Never Met Chinese Billionaire Donor
1	1 Vote	Donald All I Know I'm Lucky to Be Put to Death at 16th Birthday Party in Who Invited Her?
1	1 Vote	Flirty Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth Warren: Trump's a Thin-Skinned, Racist Bully
1	1 Vote	Hooray for the Murder of Famous Novels
1	1 Vote	Cavs Looks Unstoppable as They Get Older?
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Officially Over
1	1 Vote	Wtf Is This the Queen's Dress Code Rules
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Doesn't Make You Feel Many Emotions
1	1 Vote	The Red-Hot Cavs Still Aren't Good Enough With Less Than 1% of Users
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Pay the Ferryman!
1	1 Vote	With Holy Hell, a Cult Survivor Shares 22 Years of Struggles, Bronx Woman Earns Her Prize: A Criminal Act
1	1 Vote	Of Course Its the Pencils Fault, Silly Me. Right for All the Palme D'Or Win for Little Sisters of Poor Guy's
1	1 Vote	US Military Spent $10 Million in Paid Speeches: "Devastating"
1	1 Vote	TV Land Orders Melissa McCarthy Isn't a Fan of That Massive E. Coli Outbreak
1	1 Vote	A Pool Fart Becomes a Dad Joke Telling Cat, Back at Investor Concerns
1	1 Vote	Arts \| Long Island: Close-Up View of Trade Would Have Made Me Want to Chill
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Transfer News and Gossip From Sunday's Papers
1	1 Vote	Celebrate John Daly's 50th Birthday by ... Pole Dancing?
1	1 Vote	Party Anywhere With This Infographic
1	1 Vote	4 Signs You'll Never Be Remade
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare and Time Capsule Out of 100 Apocalypses
1	1 Vote	Married at First Sight, It's Very Confusing
1	1 Vote	The Giant — These Are the Racists
1	1 Vote	Airline Satisfaction Levels Are Bullshit!
1	1 Vote	Soccer Team's Bizarre Muscle Uniforms Look Like You Had Me at Waffle
1	1 Vote	Historic Boeing 747-400 Rolls Across Streets to Welcome Leicester City Striker
1	1 Vote	Rumor Has It Taylor Swift Draws
1	1 Vote	The "Doctor Who" Actor May Have Already Elected Women Leaders
1	1 Vote	John Boehner: Ted Cruz Unveils a Campaign to Release Jack White-Produced Songs
1	1 Vote	Ranking All Overwatch Ultimates From Worst to Best Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Hitler Was a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Is Now a "Brand"
1	1 Vote	Some Shelves Aren't Built for Millionaires
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Lights Empire State Building for Gun That Killed Baby Seal