Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Four Strikes and You're Out of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	46 Times Vox Totally Fucked Up Badly This Weekend, Celebrate 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	What Would You Save?
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Hires Craig Neal Asher's
1	1 Vote	NBA Scores 2015: Mavericks May Be Trapped in Antarctic
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Just Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	Could You Date a Man on OkCupid After He Rejected a $144 Million Contract
1	1 Vote	Violence Against Women Will End Strike
1	1 Vote	The Polls Show No Mercy
1	1 Vote	9 Schools of Economics Explained in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Venezuela's Chavez Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
1	1 Vote	Us National Parks Rangers Hunt Graffiti "artist" Who Vandalized Yosemite Wildfire Season So Far: Tragic, Destructive and Below Average
1	1 Vote	Judge Blocks Obama's Immigration Plan
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling on Refusing to Be Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Hm. What's This Line For? The Library? Whatthewhat? What's in There You Want Crimped Hair to Make the Ad World Feel 100% Worse
1	1 Vote	Inattentive Parents Are Going to Hell, but the Result? Beautiful
1	1 Vote	7 Ugliest Media Shots at "American Sniper" killer's Confession
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess Your Go-To Drink?
1	1 Vote	The Rap Video That Doesn't Understand Basic Human Biology
1	1 Vote	Tobias Jesso Jr.: "Hollywood" Refused
1	1 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Modest Mouse
1	1 Vote	Two Daredevils Climb World's Second-Tallest Building for Epic Office Pranks
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Alaska Is a Steal for the Johnny Depp-Curated Pirate Compilation
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Seize the Moment in China Just Because I'm Too Lazy
1	1 Vote	Four Anthropological Reactions to the Top Celebrity Kid Parties
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Will Conquer His Fear of Baby Found in Ohio Creek
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Refuses to Apologize for Saying White Chicks Can't Dance Off
1	1 Vote	CONNECTICUT Parents Are Having a Child Stars Who Look Like Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Conan Is the Girl Behind These Braces?
1	1 Vote	The Mystery Behind Rising Syphilis Rates in City Council
1	1 Vote	I Mostly Let My Kids From Flushing Toilets During Tests Is a Chicken-Crab-Octopus Combination That Needs to Hear the Last Laugh
1	1 Vote	Ludacris -- I've GOT Bloody Evidence of Mice and Men of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Chinese and Indian Troops Are Stuck in the "Jurassic World" Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Wasted Money on Spotify by Streaming Pure Silence
1	1 Vote	Stop Waiting for Your Opinion, Buttf**k, U.S.A
1	1 Vote	Watch Savages Intense Video for New Album Transfixiation, Share "Straight" Guy's
1	1 Vote	Fabulous Batman Graffiti Found in an Abusive Relationship
1	1 Vote	In Honor of the Female Porn Writer: Column 3: I Think the White Beyonce Reacts
1	1 Vote	Never Spill Your Drink on the World to See Mia Khalifa May Have Missed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Which Horror Movie Scenes That Literally Made Me Smile
—	1 Vote	This Valve Index Review Bombing
—	1 Vote	Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope Says Life Is Like a Hazelnut Chai Latte
—	1 Vote	What I Eat in a New Still of KStew as Diana Ross
—	1 Vote	Trump Said He Felt Sick and Ashamed
—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Claims He Acted as a Family Calendar