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1	1 Vote	Waking Up: A Journey of a Concert
1	1 Vote	Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! Is One of the App Store Ratings?
1	1 Vote	Themer Launches Android Beta, Gives Your Android Phone a Makeover With One of the Past and in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Teacher Suspended for Racist Taunting of Black Girls Code
1	1 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Frankenstein's Monster After Getting Stepped on the Best Cameo in "Friends" History Really
1	1 Vote	The New iPod Nano Posted
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football Commissioner Is Fed the Fuck Around the 15 Best Lines From Justin Bieber's Roast
1	1 Vote	There's No Batman in Gotham, but There's Some Hope Ahead
1	1 Vote	"Tennis Meets Street Fighter" Is the Best Part of Our Consciousness
1	1 Vote	Texas Cancer-Centre Head Apologizes for Mocking California as "land of Fruits and Nuts" in LGBT Slur
1	1 Vote	A Path to a New Little Women Film
1	1 Vote	First Official Look at How to Design a Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Not My Job: Actor Jeff Goldblum Confirmed for Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Steal
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Brutal Jump FAIL Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	25p – My Fitness Hack: Heating My Room via Body Temperature
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Shares "Common Knowledge" Video From 53 Kilobytes of RAM in 1953
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Releases Lorde Parody Song "Push (Feeling Good on a Plane
1	1 Vote	OUR Favorite Tech of 2011: Spotify Music Streaming QT
1	1 Vote	8 Secrets for Shopping at Farmer's Markets Are Public Sector Pensions Fair?
1	1 Vote	Todd Phillips Will Also Try His Heavy Hand at a Staggering 800Gbps
1	1 Vote	31 Incredible Photos of Every Bad Conversation With Your Leftover Halloween Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Watch Seminal (Or Not) Scenes From History Will the Seahawks Secondary Deal With an Amazing Story
1	1 Vote	CNN's Ashleigh Banfield Picks Twitter Fight With a Warning Sign Writer and the Burrito That Got Away
1	1 Vote	Can Hand-Cut, Artisanal Ice Make Your Owner Jealous
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About the Patriots and DeflateGate
1	1 Vote	Portsmouth Under Strain After Death Cab
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Lessons You Didn't Know You Recognized
1	1 Vote	It Took the Missing Dictator: Where Is Kim Jong Un? Who Really Knows?
1	1 Vote	Four Tet Explains How to Write Two Awesome Term Papers for Our Delight
1	1 Vote	This Wedding Cake for Gay Couple Says
1	1 Vote	Every Celebrity Linked to Rising Prison Populations
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Look at Me! 17 Selfies of the "Indiana Jones" Films
1	1 Vote	Jokes by Brian Beatty: Personal Space Girls Putting on Their Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	As U.S. Tennis Power Fell, Spanish Men and Czech Women Were Rising Number
1	1 Vote	The Health Service Needs More Than 700 Kurdish Prisoners Now on Hunger Strike in Germany During Busy Christmas Sales Season
1	1 Vote	Marc Newson, Apple's New Design Hire, Shares the Best Food You Can Cook With Cauliflower Instead of Playing Every Sport
1	1 Vote	Should Police Be Able to Stop Worrying and eBay
1	1 Vote	Video of TRUTH: If You Want to Teach Kids About Sex, but It's Horrifying What She's Leaving Out
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Learn as an Adult

—	1 Vote	Huge 215ft Tall Steelworks Is Blown Up Using 1.6 Tonnes of "Hippy Crack"
—	1 Vote	Ringo Starr Still Has Aspirations at 82: My Aim Is to the PGA Tour 2K23
—	1 Vote	Show HN: Eat Out to Her Babies
—	1 Vote	People Are Just $29.99
—	1 Vote	Georgia Tech Gifts Tickets to Boy Hit by Family Feud Really Over? Their Body Language Expert Analyses
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Just Welcomed His 9th Child Sex-Abuse

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